1. After marriage, I found out that my husband and I knew that they were a beast before... What should I do? No, they evolved so quickly? 2. A young man bought an expensive necklace for his current girlfriend. The beautiful female clerk asked, "Do you want to engrave your girlfri

1. After marriage, I found out that my husband and I knew that they were a beast before... What should I do? No, they evolved so quickly?

2. A young man bought an expensive necklace for his current girlfriend. The beautiful female clerk asked, "Do you want to engrave your girlfriend's name?" The young man thought for a while and said, "No, just engrave the 'Give Me the Only Love'. If it blows, I can still use it!"

3. I went to my mother-in-law's house to help shaving peanuts. At noon, my mother-in-law made braised ribs and it was almost done. I saw a piece of ribs on the plate. I picked up the ribs and was about to eat them. My wife suddenly said: You can wait a moment! I think the color of this rib is not right! I quickly put the ribs on the plate. The wife picked up the ribs and ate them directly.

4. When she went home during the Chinese New Year, she thought she had no partner and rented a girlfriend for 2,000 yuan. She agreed to eat and never do anything out of the ordinary. At first, it was nothing. Later, relatives at home started to give her gifts, and gave them a gift. A week later, she looked at me seriously, with tears in her eyes and said: Why don’t you just make do with these things... I’m reluctant to give back...

5. There was such a netizen who came to the hospital to treat the dog that day. But as soon as I entered the door, I found a dog with a very "personality"! It turned out that there was a plastic bucket stuck on the dog's head! The owner said that it turned out that the dog was curious at home and put his head inside, but he couldn't come out! In the end, I had to send the dog to the hospital to see if I could find a way to remove the barrel!

6. I cooked a bowl of glutinous rice balls in the morning, and I couldn’t eat them anymore. I gave the dog food and gave it one. The dog came forward to smell it and didn't eat it, and looked back at me. I think this guy doesn't like it. I looked at the left of one in the bowl, and I felt it wasted, so I ate it. Seeing that I ate it, this guy ran over and ate it. I'll go... are you afraid that I will poison you?

7. Classmates gather, eat and drink, prepare to go home. Outside the hotel, I saw my roommate touching her round belly in the wind, with a very sad expression. I asked, "Why don't you leave?" She said, "I can't leave, I'm injured by someone!" Then she spitted with a helping hand on the tree. I drank wine and was a little confused: "It's a sin, I've spit out all the amniotic fluid!" But she pointed to the bicycle beside her. The tire was shriveled and there was no breath at all...

8. I got into trouble today. I had a few transparent shrimps in the fish tank in the office. The leader looked at it with glasses for a long time and asked me what I had raised. I said, "Shrimp!" The leader was stunned and left... I was stunned, and quickly explained loudly: "Shrimp, leader! Leader, shrimp! Leader, shrimp! Leader, are really shrimp!! It's real shrimp!!!"

9. When I was walking on the road, I saw the old man lying on the ground. I quickly went up to help him. The old man looked at me and said, "Young man, don't move, you are also a working person. You can go, I'll wait." I was moved and said quickly: Uncle, there is a car that drives Land Rover and is coming soon. The old man was also excited: Your life is pretty real, so you should just stop leaving and be a witness for me, and you can buy a car to drive to work after you finish your business.

10. A child asked his mother: Why did you marry your father back then? The mother said, "I just married your father when my mother was blind!" The child asked her father again: Why is our family so poor? Dad said, "Our family's money has given you your mother the eyes!"