1. I remember that there was an exam in elementary school. The teacher dictated the idiom aimlessly. At that time, the teacher told us that there was no in this book to see if we could write this idiom. As a result, a person who loved reading wrote it very much, except for the ot

1, I remember that there was an exam in elementary school. The teacher dictated the idiom aimlessly. At that time, the teacher told us that there was no in this book to see if we could write this idiom. As a result, a person who loved reading wrote it very much, except for the others who wrote it as "no place to throw shit".

2. In the cafe, I saw someone sitting in the corner drinking coffee quietly, staring at the wall, silently, as if he had just suffered a huge blow. I don't know what happened, but based on my personal experience, this person should have run out of battery in his cell phone.

3, On the cold night, the two sisters went outside the door to pee. My sister quickly went back to the house, but my sister was still squatting there. My sister asked her in confusion, why did she pee so quickly? My sister casually replied: It was all your brother-in-law who gave me some drills. So my sister-in-law found her brother-in-law and said: I pee very slowly, please let me get some fun too. My brother-in-law deliberately said in embarrassment: That matter is not easy to deal with, there is a fee. My sister-in-law asked: How much does it cost? Unbundled: Twenty yuan. My sister-in-law only costs eighteen yuan, so she asked her brother-in-law: Let’s get some fun for my relatives! Afterwards, my sister-in-law went to the door to pee, and the wind urinated soaked her pants. She was so angry that she scolded her brother-in-law: Damn, it’s a fucking relative. I’ll get it wrong for my aunt to give her two dollars less. What’s the matter?

4, One day, a girl in the class gave me 99 yen, and I immediately returned it to him, and I thought I was not short of such money. The girl looked at me with resentful eyes and said: Just masturbate for the rest of your life! Then he turned around and left. . . What's wrong with her? Does the 99 yen have any special meaning? ? ?

5, Husband: Wife, let’s still travel in the future, right? Our car is so swaggering! It is better to be a low-key person! Wife: That’s right, it’s really hard to find a bicycle with Daliang now! You can still afford it! Walking out is more dignified than taking your car!

6, On the weekend, my sister brought her brother-in-law and her children back for dinner. My mother asked me: What kind of person do you want to find? Me: Like my brother-in-law. My mother: Are you blind, and you are blind? Awesome sentence cursed three people...