1. A hilarious and funny joke among a classmate. Today I met a junior high school classmate. I exchanged greetings and asked him, "Which school are you going to school now?" He said, "Brewster University!" I was shocked: "Brewster? Have you studied abroad?" He said, "It's Blue Sh

1. hilarious classic classmate funny jokes, Today I met a junior high school classmate, exchanged greetings, and asked him, "Which school are you going to school now?" He said, "Brewster University!" I was shocked: "Brewster? Have you studied abroad?" He said, "It's Blue Shit, Lan Xiang!"

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3. The boss lady was funny and joked. The boss lady from the supermarket downstairs quarreled. The boss lady went back to her parents' home in anger, and then appeared. The boss was holding a one-year-old son with tears and snot in his arms, directing the busy ten-year-old son to check in cash. While commanding, he cursed: "Is 45 off 100 yuan a 65? Doesn't it show that the change is 55? You pig," then took a breath and shouted at the young son in his arms: "Hell~ Oh lying~~~, you can spread your mouth to me, I'm not your mother, it's useless to bite! There's no milk!"

4. A person with a big temper, even if he becomes a Buddhist, is still a monk. In the world of chickens, the soul chicken soup may refer to horror novels. Poverty is a thin curtain, I am here and the first class cabin is there. Being lucky in a blessing means that some people have gained weight but pretend that they don’t know the same thing.

5. It took me a long time to figure out that what you said to me at the beginning was really sorry, but the apologetic notification on the airport radio delayed your flight. You said very much when you parted the game at the end. It was the kind of black tea lid in three pieces per bottle for your participation.

6. "Tell you something, I'm going to take the civil service exam." "Then why do you still fight the Internet every day, and you'll sleep after eating, and eat after sleep?" "Haha, because I'm afraid I can't adapt to the life after being admitted to the civil service exam."

7. When there is a large group of beautiful birds flying over your city, you not only look up and sigh at the beauty of life, but also think that these birds are flying and shit! ! ! Why work hard to make money? Because I am afraid of shaking hands with someone, I am wearing Cartier and you are wearing rubber bands.

8. I broke up, I don’t want anything, I just hope that every woman you will be worse than the other in the future. It’s the Chinese New Year, I want to rent a “Wolf Lord” and take it home. The female secretary said with a serious expression: "Mr. Wang, I'm pregnant." Mr. Wang continued to look down at the documents, and then smiled faintly: "I've been ligated long ago." The female secretary was stunned for a while and smiled charmingly: "I'm joking with you 1 Mr. Wang raised his head and looked at her, took a sip of tea and said: "So I am. ”