Send it to his sister, and you will never have to send red envelopes to this kid again. At a junior high school class reunion that I haven't seen in ten years, a female classmate said that her boyfriend was engaged in real estate and showed off her wealth in all kinds of things,

[Laughing]

Give this big brother a like

1

Sorry sister, my brother-in-law gave too much...

Send it to his sister to see,

From now on, you will never have to send red envelopes to this kid again

2

The true meaning of my question mark is, I hope you know it!

The more question marks, the bigger the problem you have!

3

My girlfriend posted a selfie at home on a business trip,

I knew she was green at first sight!

If you want to live a good life, you must always have a little green on your head...

4

One sentence is hurt twice

Thank you Old Mom

Thank you 5

Cross-border cooperation

It seems that this is the truth

6

Black silk is simply a leg slimming artifact

7

Not only sows will go up the tree

Even cars will go up the tree

When practicing driving, I didn't buy cigarettes for the coach

He didn't teach me this skill

8

How should I answer this?

is so difficult to be a human being

9

This meat cannot be bought without buying

Is there a possibility that it wants to help the owner find a partner.

10

The father who is strong in his life...

grandfather is in a gun

11

This should be the dormitory of a dance student

I haven't seen a junior high school class reunion for ten years. A female classmate said that her boyfriend was engaged in real estate and showed off her wealth in all kinds of things, and said that all the consumption tonight was her. When she paid the bill, her boyfriend came to pick her up and looked like she was 50 years old. The climax was when a buddy around me shouted calmly: "Dad..."

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This chapter is a bit horizontal

Why is this nose so similar to the second brother

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How is it different from other people's brothers and sisters

it turns out that I am not the only one,

Then I feel relieved.

14

When decorating, you want to brush this green wall,

Master said OK.

After the result is finished...

The green screen of the crew has no effect!

Master also asked plainly whether he was satisfied or not.

was not satisfied and brushed another layer.

I suspect this master is color blind ....

so the decoration really needs to be kept in mind

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reverse financial freedom

Is this the purpose failed or the purpose achieved

16

You think you are reading comics, but in fact...

Dame~Dame~

I will share some small jokes with you. When you are bored, you can tease your girlfriend [laugh]

1. As soon as the classmate met, he complained to me, saying that he always sweated a while ago and sweated when he fell asleep. The hospital check-up cost hundreds of times. Later, he found an old Chinese doctor to prescribe more than ten Chinese medicines. It didn’t work if he drank it, and it became more and more effective every day. I asked, "What happened later? How did it cure?" As soon as I asked this, I obviously saw the corners of my classmate's mouth twitching and said angrily, "I changed to a thin quilt."

2. A friend of mine came to my house to play, and I gave him a glass of Sprite.He took it and accidentally knocked it down on the coffee table. Sprite spilled out, and the guy looked green when he saw it. I overturned my desk, grabbed my collar and said, "Is the water poisonous?"

3. A few days ago, I met a big brother from the world. The eldest brother had a carp on each side of his calves, with the color red and black. The fish head on the left is facing up and the right is facing down. It has a vigorous shape and a hideous face, which is very terrifying. During the meal, someone finally asked about the meaning of the tattoo. The elder brother lit a cigarette and said, "I was born on March 15, 1976..." We all pricked our ears and waited for the next story that was doomed to be bloody. The eldest brother called out a cigarette and continued: "I am Pisces"

4. He went to the hospital to ask the experts if there is anything that can lose weight without dieting or exercise. Experts say yes. I urgently asked what it was. He said it was garlic. I thought it was wrong at first, but then I thought about it and it made sense that garlic has the effect of burning fat to promote metabolism. Experts say that garlic can keep others away from you. The further away you are, the smaller you are.

5. A weak man is often bullied at school. In the morning, he was bullied by his classmates and was bullied by other classes after school. So one day he secretly brought a rope and ran to a wilderness, hung the rope on a tree, and then......

sat on it as a swing, and was in a much better mood.

6. A friend of mine told the fortune last year that he was in trouble this year and would be deeply hurt by a woman who suddenly appeared. Yesterday, he was hit by an old lady riding an electric bike at the corner, and is still lying in the hospital.

7. Today I went to cut my hair and saw the barber next to me saying to a girl: Beautiful girl, just perm her hair! We have a new 5800 package here, which will definitely look good if you are hot. I was not happy at that time. Isn’t this a fraud? I stood up after a quick trip. Girl, don’t listen to his ugly pussy like you, nothing looks good. After saying that, I went out calmly. The girl kept chasing me, probably because she wanted to thank me. Oops! Too polite.

8. A girl was punished to run around the playground for being late for class. Unexpectedly, it started raining and the girl had to run in the rain. This is a boy holding an umbrella to her and running with him, moving the umbrella to the girl's head. The girl recognized the boy who had been watching her for a long time, and her face turned red in an instant, and she whispered embarrassedly, "I'm sorry, I have a boyfriend..." The boy lowered his head and thought for a moment, and said to the girl affectionately, "Do you want it? This umbrella costs ten...

9. Once, I went to the hospital with acute gastroenteritis and it hurt so much. My dad came to see me and told me anxiously, why can't this hospital even connect to a wifi?

10. I confessed my love to the goddess today! She shyly asked me to wait for her at the school gate after school. I really couldn't believe that happiness came so suddenly! The long wait passed, but at the moment I saw her figure, I quietly slipped away without any competing. I hated my cowardice, and also hated the knife in the hand of the gangster wearing a big gold chain next to her.

11. Outside the window, the rain was drizzling. She looked at me with her eyes, "See parents." "I couldn't help but feel shocked. It was the first time she said such things to me after so long. My eyes were filled with tears and a little choked. I asked tentatively: "Is it a bit early?" "She was actually a little excited: "You dare to bargain! You haven't handed in your homework for two days! Call parents! "

12. When I was a child, I went to the Internet cafe with a few classmates after school. As a result, my father was caught by his father when he was having fun. After returning home, my father said softly: I was sweating all over. Let's go take a shower first. Suddenly I felt that spring was coming, so I went to take a shower quickly. Just after taking off my clothes, my father kicked the bathroom door open and held a whip and said: Little bastard! I usually ask you to take off your clothes but don't take off my clothes. This time I beat you to have a memory!

13. My friend came to me from the northeast to play with me. There were six people in a group, and I couldn't get in a car! So I stopped another taxi and planned to lead them! I repeatedly reminded them to follow closely to avoid getting lost! When I got on the car, I said to the master, "Master, someone follows us behind us! "The master nodded to me knowingly, jumped out of the accelerator, and walked around the streets quickly, almost running a red light! When I recovered, the master said to me with a strange expression: "I have already been thrown away." . .

14. Today a boy confessed to a woman. In order to send him away, the woman told the boy: If you can give me a rainbow immediately, I will be happy with you. The boy replied: Then where do you want it to appear? The woman stretched out her left hand and said: Here. So~~~ So the boy put the woman's hand on the ground and stepped on it hard~~~

15. Today I went to a banquet with my mother. Before I went there, my mother taught me to be sweeter when I went out, and said that when I saw other people's children growing up, I would praise the beautiful ones. If I really looked ugly, I would praise the taller ones. As a result, many people have already praised me for my tallerness after having dinner.

16. My wife is going to divorce me. Although I compromised and accepted it in the end, I still can't tolerate this cruel reality. I decided to wait for an opportunity to retaliate and find out the culprit. So on a sunny afternoon, she went out after a walk. I saw her holding our divorce certificate and ran towards a huge banner. "Single has a gift, buy one free milk tea~~

17. Many years ago, I was eating ice cream at the door of my house. A child in the distance looked at my ice cream and swallowed his saliva. When I saw him feeling pitiful, I called over and gave him a stool and said, come, sit and watch... After a blind date, I went to the woman's house. She had a younger brother. His younger brother asked me, "Do you want to marry my sister?" I nodded and wondered what he meant. He pointed to the sofa behind and said: Come, sit and think.

18. Something happened at home today, causing my sister to cry. At that time, I realized that it has not changed for so many years. There is only this in the world. I will never allow others to cry for a woman, it is my sister. Because other girls are pitiful when they cry, but she is so ugly when they cry.

19. Just now, my money disappeared, and I flipped over the dormitory... I still couldn't find it! My classmate lay on the bed and said leisurely: Maybe it fell to the ground, you sweep it down, maybe you can sweep it out... So, I sweep it, but still couldn't find it. Looking at the clean dormitory, I found something...

20. The tomboy next door seemed to finally realize the importance of finding a boyfriend, because her signature was changed to: Actually, I want to say that it is quite important to have a boyfriend. At least when the water pipe bursts at home, you can hand me the wrench ...