1: Changing shoes. Once upon a time, a man went out to play with his son. When they walked half a mile, the father asked his son in surprise, "Why are my legs long and short today? Is it because the road is uneven?" The son looked at his father's feet and said to his father, "It'

1: Change shoes

Once upon a time, a man went out to play with his son. When they walked half a mile, the father asked his son in surprise, "Why are my legs long and short today? Is it because the road is uneven?"

The son looked at his father's feet and said to his father, "It's because you were wearing the wrong boots. One of the boots you wore is thick and the other is thin, so you walk one foot high and one foot low."

After hearing this, my father quickly asked my son to go home to get it. My son left for a long time, and came back empty-handedly and said to my father, "No need to change it. The two at home are also thick at the bottom and thin at the bottom."

2: If I don't cut down the trees, I will freeze to death. There is a woman who saw that the north wind made the tree shaking and couldn't stand it anymore, so she asked her husband to cut off the big tree.

The husband said, "You are crazy, why do you want to cut down a tree?"

The wife said, "The colder the tree, the more it shakes. If it doesn't cut it, the wind will freeze me to death."

3: The wealth fanatic quiz

Once upon a time there was a man who was called Liu Gui. Once he finished picking up

firewood from the mountains and went home and met a bunch of horses that robbed the rich and helped the poor. Seeing that Liu Gui was wearing ragged clothes and was a suffering person, Xiangma took out a piece of cloth and placed it on his load. As soon as Liu Gui got on his shoulder, he fell to the ground and the other ended up over the sky. He said to himself, "The two ends are not as heavy as they are!"

was heard by the sound horse and brought him another piece of cloth. Liu Gui put it on the other end, thanked the horse, and took the load and returned home excitedly.

There is an old money fan in the village. When he saw Liu Gui carrying two pieces of cloth, he was already red in his eyes and thought to himself: "He is a poor boy, where did he get the cloth?" He asked Liu Gui what was wrong.

The next day, Lao Caimi pretended to be a firewood man and went to the mountains to find the Xiangma. As expected, he asked Xiangma for cloth: "Master, give me a cloth!"

Xiangma saw that he had fat heads and big ears, and his face was oily. He decided that he was not a good guy, so he pulled out a knife and waved it: "Give you one!" Lao Caimi's ear was peeled off, and Lao Cai said in a panic, "The two ends are not as heavy as they are!"

OK, just after he finished speaking, the ear was also peeled off.

4: Land unfairness

One person crossed the river and saw a land temple on the bank of the river. He reached out and grabbed the land, put it into the middle of the river, and walked across the river. Another person came from behind. When he saw that Landlord was lying in the river, he said, "Who is this doing this? How dare you put him in the river!" He hurriedly went down the river to carry the land ashore, wiped the water, put it into the temple with a straight face, kowtowed three times and left.

At this time, the land instructed the little devil, "Go quickly! Follow this person, fight him for disaster, and collect some incense."

The little devil said unconvincedly, "Master, you are unfair. The first person who tramples on you like that, you don't blame him, but instead cure the person who saved you."

"What do you know?" The land in anger said, "The first person, even if he kills him, he doesn't believe in our man's tricks!"

5: A sheep

This story took place in the sparsely populated ancient times. One day, someone bought a fat sheep and prepared to slaughter and sacrifice to heaven after going home.

was seen by five liars on the way home with the sheep. After discussing together for a while, the five liars left.

The person who led the sheep walked for a while and met someone. He pointed to the sheep and said, "Oh, this dog is so big."

The sheep lead man felt that this person might be a little crazy and ignored him.

The man who led the sheep walked for a while and met another person: He said, "Sigh! It seems that this dog is very fierce. Is it yours?" The man led the sheep stared at him and continued on his way, but he ran into another person before he walked for a long time. The man hid on the side of the road and said, "Is this dog biting people? It's so scary to see its eyes clear."

The sheep lead was a little confused. He turned around and looked left and right, and could not see the place like a dog. He shook his head and smiled and said, "There are many crazy people in this place."

At this time, a thin and tall man came over, leaned over and looked at the sheep, and said curiously."Why are you leading the dog away, afraid that it will run away?"

The person who led the sheep was very angry and pointed at the sheep and said, "This is a sheep, a sheep. Are you sick?"

tall man laughed and said, "It's so interesting. You have a stupid disease. Your eyes seem to be in a devil, right? Otherwise, how could you regard a dog as a sheep?"

"Forget it, the dog is a dog. I am willing to lead it away, how about it?" After that, he left angrily.

didn't go far, but I met another person. The man nodded and said, "This dog is OK, it's a hunting dog." After that, he hurriedly left.

The person who led the sheep looked back and thought to himself, what's going on? They all said it was a dog, but I still looked like a sheep. "Oh!" The sheep-leading man suddenly remembered, "This sheep is probably transformed by a dog fairy. He thought of going to my house to harm me, yes, it was teasing me, and all the five people could see it."

He was afraid and hated, so he untied the rope and put the sheep, and left quickly.

At this time, the five scammers following behind gathered together again, grabbed the sheep and slaughtered it, and ate it voraciously.

6: Stupid tit

This is a real thing that happened in the late autumn of the 1980s. My father and two other partners bought a small truck and went out early and returned late to run the business. On that day, the goods were sold out and the car went home. It was already midnight. At that time, the road in the south of the village was not very wide, called the Preparatory Road. Unlike now, the spacious two-way lane , with stores on both sides.

When they walked to the south of Zhuzhuang Village, which was only a few miles away from their home, a person suddenly rushed out of the highway ditch, stood in the middle of the road, waved his hand to stop, the driver quickly stepped on the brakes and stopped. The man rushed to the driver's door, opened the door, held a bright sharp knife in his hand, and shouted: "Robbery! Take out the money quickly!" The two people in the cab were so scared that they didn't dare to speak.

3333 partners, two of whom were sitting in the cab, were all drivers, driving on shifts.

Father was sleeping in a daze in the carriage wrapped in a quilt. The car stopped. He thought he had arrived at home, so he woke up and was calm. He heard the reason and knew that he had encountered a thief at the door of his house. The two drivers were so scared that they trembled. He quietly sat up and touched the two nunchakes that could both protect themselves and carry things. He climbed out of the car and slowly approached the thief. He shook his head with a stick (dialect, meaning to beating).

The thief screamed in pain, threw down the knife, held his head in his hands, ran off the road, and ran into the cornfield...

Later, the case was reported. Because it was not a big case, I didn't hear that someone in the nearby village suddenly died, and no one in the nearby clinic was injured. My father also conducted an undercover investigation of relatives and friends in the nearby village, but he didn't find out what was going on, so the matter was left unresolved.

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