"Laughtering Lin Guangji" is a collection of jokes from the Qing Dynasty and is the master of Chinese joke books. It has two versions, the early Qing Dynasty was edited by the game owner, and the late Qing Dynasty was edited by Cheng Shijue.

People often say: Smile, you will be young for ten years. It can be seen that the importance of laughter and happiness to us. Now I will share a few hilarious stories from "Laughter Lin Guang Ji" and have fun with everyone!

《 Dogs sit in the hall》

A man is used to lying, and said to his in-laws: "There are three treasures in the house: a ox can travel thousands of miles a day, a chicken can crow every time, and another dog can read well." The in-laws said: "If there is such a strange thing, you must come to the hall to see it in the future." The man returned to his wife and told him: "I told a lie at the moment, how can I go back to protect me?" His wife said: "I may as well, I have my own place." The next day, the in-laws came to visit and said: "I went to Beijing in the morning." Asked: "When will I go back?" The answer was: "It was here on the seventh and eighth day." He asked again, "Why can it be fast?" He said, "I rode my own cow." He asked, "There are chickens to report to the house?" At noon, the rooster crowed and pointed, "That's all, not only the night time, but also the tourists came in the daytime." He asked again, "Please borrow a look at the dogs reading." He answered, "I'm not hiding the in-laws, but I went out to the restaurant for the cold family."

will be translated almost in vernacular. The author will not translate it again. I just couldn't help but sigh that it's not that everyone doesn't enter the whole family! Her husband is able to brag and lie, but he didn't expect that his wife would be even better than her. Sometimes I really can't figure out the intentions of those bragging liars. What's the benefit of doing this? But when I think about it, I guess it is probably because of vanity.

Speaking of this, I remembered a real story, which I heard about during a party back home. Everyone present felt angry and funny after hearing this. The thing is this: I have a distant sister-in-law who likes to brag very much. Life at home is average, but she always likes to exaggerate. Her husband was doing some small business outside. One year, her husband made some money outside. At the end of the year, my clan brother went home for the New Year and handed over all the money to this sister-in-law, asking her to keep it well and arrange her future life. Unexpectedly, after getting the money, she bought herself a mink coat, wearing it every day, and stunning the market in the village, and stuffed a thick stack of money into her wallet. Every time she went to a small shop in the village, she would show it out to show it. So the villagers talked a lot and said that the family had made a fortune. My sister-in-law was proud and felt that she finally stood out in the village and became a rich man. But soon, her family was thieves. All the hard-earned money his husband earned over the past year was stolen. The thief didn't even let her out the mink coat she used to show off. I heard that my sister-in-law was beaten up by her husband later. After hearing what she had happened, many people thought she should be beaten. It seems that lying is risky, but be cautious when bragging!

Let's appreciate another one:

Picking hairpin

One person picked up a hairpin by his pillow, and was overjoyed. He told his friend, and he said, "This is not a brother, it must be a respectful sister-in-law. Why do you like it?" The man replied, "It is not a brother, nor is it from the room, so it is good." There was a man who picked up a hairpin beside his pillow and told his friend happily. A friend said, "The hairpin next to your pillow is either yours or your sister-in-law's. Why are you happy?" The man replied, "It is because it is not mine, nor my wife's that I feel blessed!"

After reading this hilarious joke, I couldn't help but wonder whether there are such a confused person in the world. It is obviously a disaster and a shame, but he is complacent for a little profit, thinking that taking advantage is a blessing. So I think when we have unexpected wealth, we must clearly analyze whether it is a blessing or a disaster. Don’t be the fool in the story, so that people will not know it if they are green.

Finally, let’s look at another one, let’s laugh happily together:

A scholar asked the monk, “How to write the word bald?” The monk said, “But the scholar’s ​​tail is just bent.”