When I went to my girlfriend's house, I was afraid of saying the wrong thing, so I said to my girlfriend on the way: What did I say wrong? You should remind me. Today I went to attend a classmate's second wedding banquet. The classmate welcomed the guests at the banquet entrance.

1, When I went to my girlfriend's house, I was afraid of saying the wrong thing, so I said to my girlfriend on the way: What did I say wrong? You should remind me. My girlfriend nodded in agreement! When I arrived, I started to speak carefully. My girlfriend didn’t remind me, so I started to whisper! My girlfriend hadn’t reminded me yet, just as I was so proud, my girlfriend’s father said to her: You are daring to step on my feet, believe it or not, I won’t let you go to the table for dinner!

2, Today I went to attend a classmate's second wedding banquet. The classmate welcomed the guests at the banquet entrance. As soon as he entered the hall, he saw the bride. It turned out to be my first love girlfriend. When my classmate saw me coming, he said enthusiastically, "Old classmate, why don't you bring your wife with me?" I replied politely, "She is not available today, and I will bring her with you next time for your wedding banquet!" The

3 and papers were sent. I took 98, and the top student got 100. When I was complacent, the top student said: You took 98 because you can only get 98 points, and I took 100 because there are only 100 points on the paper. Then I gave the Xueba three kicks. The Xueba squatted on the ground and cried and asked me: Why did you kick me three kicks? I told him: I kick you three feet because you can only withstand three feet, not labor and capital only has the strength to have three feet!

4, At night, I lay down and played with my phone. My wife next to me said coldly. I hugged her quickly and said coldly. I covered my mink coat and said coldly. It felt cold. The window was closed and the air conditioner was on. How could there be wind... Have you never heard of groundless wind? ....I....

5, My aunt has been in the toilet for a long time and hasn't replied. The phone rang several times, and I helped her answer. The other end of the phone said: It’s the same as before, come to the door to have a fast food, and the address will be sent to you immediately. I was extremely shocked: "What did you say?" The other end: "Who are you? Isn't this an xx phone number?" sky! In order not to face my aunt with embarrassment, I simply lied: "I am her colleague, let her reply to you later." I was about to hang up the phone, but the other end: "Oh, colleague, is her sister here? You can call her sister.

6, After get off work, I saw a female driver sticking to the glass behind a car. I slowed down, for fear of an accident when overtaking. When I slowly surpassed the female driver, the female driver suddenly rolled down the glass window and said angrily to me: "It's so slow and long that I scared me. I thought it was for the female driver!