1. The first time I took my boyfriend home, my boyfriend and parents praised me at the dinner table. When my boyfriend left, my father said happily that he would know that after a while he would have a sudden disaster. 2. Why do poor friends have to be poor? Do they really not in

1. The first time I took my boyfriend home, my boyfriend and parents praised me at the dinner table. When my boyfriend left, my father said happily that he would know that after a while he would have a sudden disaster.

2. Why do poor friends have to be poor? Do they really not integrate into the living circle of rich people? Is it that difficult to make friends with a rich, handsome and rich man? Should poor people be poor all their lives? Is this society really so unfair? Thinking of this, I couldn't control my emotions and started crying while sitting on a private plane. After a while, the supermarket cashier came out and said, "Why are you crying? You can only move after you put in coins?"

3. There is a neighbor whose wife is a tomboy. One night he came to visit him, and I happened to have a friend here, so three of them gathered together to fight for the Landlord. At around 10 o'clock, his wife came over and said: Husband, I miss the child. He said puzzledly: We have no children. The woman got angry: I know that she still fights with landlords without children!

4. When he was twenty-eight years old, he watched the Tianlong Ba movie at home. In the play, Duan Zhengchun was in debt to love everywhere and was trapped in love all his life! Me: Too many girlfriends are really bad! My mother gave me a blank look: You are almost starving to death, and you are still worried about others' indigestion? You're looking for a girlfriend at least! I know that I can stay at home watching TV every day! From then on, I never missed watching TV at home, and instead went to the Internet cafe to watch it.

5. A toothless elderly man is recuperating in the hospital. A female nurse often takes advantage of her and takes away food that cannot be bitten. When I arrived one day, I saw a plate of almonds. The old man said, "This is given by my friend. I don't want it anymore. You pour it for me." The nurse took it away and ate it quietly, and then said to the old man, "Your friend is so weird. You know you don't have teeth but you want to give it this kind of thing."'Oh," the old man said, "He knows that I love to eat a layer of chocolate on it. "

6. My 5-year-old son, I don't know who I learned from. He cried all day long and asked for his father's mobile phone, played games, and browsed Douyin. I thought, maybe the child was too lonely and wanted another child to accompany him. So today I discussed with my husband whether to have a second child.

Who knew that when the son heard this, he threw away his phone, he cried in grievance and said: Mom and Dad, is my big account already aborted? I will be obedient in the future. Can you not practice small account? Child, you know too much.