01 I went to get my salary today. I was nervous and narrowed down 200 yuan. I took the rest home and handed it to my wife. My wife said you have no money, right? I will give you another 200. After hearing this, I was very scared. Did my wife know, so I explained it in anxiety and

01

Today I went to get my salary. I was nervous and narrowed down 200 yuan. I took the rest home and handed it to my wife. My wife said you have no money, right? I will give you another 200. After listening to this, I was very scared. Did my wife know, so I explained it in anxiety and returned 200 yuan. My wife's face was more flexible

02

My best friend is a "female". She can spontaneously ignite without playing with fire!

has a long-distance relationship, and it feels like a marriage with the United Nations!

Today, I came with a undressed face, and I asked, "What's wrong? It's burning again?" She said, "My boyfriend took a few photos of me, and when he said he missed me, he would take his phone to see it!

result, the next day, the phone was lost...

03

The eldest nephew told me: He has an English abbreviation, and he can't translate it. "I've found the right person for this matter. What's the abbreviation? ”

The eldest nephew: “NZBZ” “Big nephew, this is my sister-in-law’s strength, NZBZ means (Nanzhengbei Zhan)! "

The next day, my cousin sister-in-law brought the child to me. "If you teach my child to study, I will let you be smelly at home forever..."

My eldest nephew: "The teacher said you have read too much when you see it quickly? Still fighting in the north, NZBZ is the abbreviation of (beautiful expectations)!

"I'm talking about the abbreviation of the pinyin. Is this the matter as to pull my hair?"

cousin's wife: "I am a Taoist army, and my position is 818..."

04

barber shop, the shampooing guy asked me: "Madam, our store has three prices: 68, 88, and 128. Which one do you cut?" I wiped my hair and looked around the shop that was more than ten square meters: "But aren't you the only one in this shop?" "But my level is rising and falling." He blinked cutely.

05

Regret! Yesterday the agency took me to see the house and I said the lighting was not good. The agent said: I go out to earn a mortgage before dawn in the morning and go home in the dark at night. What kind of lighting do I need? Tell me? I said I was crying... Later, the agent also cried and was beaten by me. Later, I was scolded by the police station!

06

I just bought a pancake fruit . Who knew that it just turned around and fell to the ground. I picked it up and turned around and said to the store: Boss, can you trade the old for new here?

07

My cousin asked me to follow my cousin's husband and said that there seemed to be someone outside him?

see? "Only my closest relatives know that I am Sherlock Holmes !"

I followed my cousin's husband to the men's bathroom, "I found that he and the man behaved frivolously, unruly, and looked at each other's semi-naked bodies.

is this little face, no doubt, go back and get a job with my cousin!

08

80, the family is not in good condition and has no snacks. They use dried sweet potatoes as snacks. The rich kids at school think dried sweet potatoes are good, so they take it. A few small toys replaced my dried sweet potatoes. When I got home, I was fiddling with those cars. My dad insisted that I stole the money. After beating, if you lose the bet, I will take the blame.

09

Just now, I knocked on the door and entered the leader's office. I saw him reading a book, titled "Taste Chinese Women", so I smirked and said, "Oh, it's not bad. The leader has a very stylish taste, taste-Taste-Chinese Women-"

As a result, the leader said quietly: "This book is called "Taste Chinese Literati". ”

I think my promotion path is closed...