A hilarious classic teacher made a funny joke, the teacher: "Please use the word 'Chengdu' to make sentences." Xiaoyuan: "My father is very professional and has 10,000 yuan in commission this month."

1. hilarious classic teacher funny jokes, teacher: "Please use the word 'Chengdu' to make sentences." Xiaoxin: "Chengdu is the capital of Sichuan Province." Xiaoyuan: "My father is very professional, and he has 10,000 yuan this month's commission." Xiaodou: "Everyone is still in the classroom after school. Could it be that Chengdu is going to sweep the floor like me?" ‍‍

2. Search and follow Tiantianyixiaoxiao.com to see more jokes, and work in the Dongguan factory to chat with colleagues! Me: "Where are you from?" Colleague: "Yunnan." Me: "Wow, so far, what car did you take? How much is the fare?" Colleague: "The car is more than 900 yuan, and I took it for three days and three nights to arrive." Me: "Wow, so long! Why don't you take a lighter?" (I said it wrong, it should be a plane, times!) My colleague didn't know how to answer for a while! ‍‍

3. Hilarious wife’s funny classic joke. A buddy’s wife bought a puppy and gave him RMB all day. My buddy asked, "Wife, what are you doing?" "You will know then." A week later, my buddy forced me to drink with a hard face, saying that the private money he hid was found by my wife's dog.

4. A buddy has been in love with a girl for a long time. I met in the library one day and mustered up the courage to come forward to confess my love. The girl glanced at him, closed the book and said, "I'm leaving, are you together?" This guy said probably the most classic words in his life: "I haven't finished reading it yet, you go first!" ‍‍

5. In the restaurant, two young girls were chatting, and one of them complained to their companions: "Why is my life so miserable? When I get married and get married, my mother-in-law has a second child, and I have to serve the confinement period as soon as I pass the door..." I heard the conversation between the two aunts on the bus. Aunt A: I saw that the bank card was a bit old, so I threw it away. Who knew there was still 100,000 yuan in it! Aunt B: Oh! At first glance, I am a rich man, just like me!

6. Late at night, a friend’s wife was waiting for delivery in the delivery room. He was anxious outside and kept saying: Wife, hurry up! Hurry up, wife! I saw him anxiously and asked him: Why are you anxious about giving birth to a baby with your wife? He said: How can I not be in a hurry? The one who gave birth to people's teachers today, and the one who gave birth to terrorists tomorrow!

7. One day, my husband got drunk and I heard that he would tell the truth after he got drunk. So he asked, "What do you do if you have money in the future?" Husband: "You want to marry five wives!" I was angry: "Why don't you learn from Wei Xiaobao to marry seven?" Husband said in a daze: "It's too tiring, I need a break!" ~

8. There is always someone who can defeat you as long as you smile at you, such as the head teacher outside the window. I really can't stand some people saying "What winter vacation homework should I use to kill the head teacher when I have a vacation?" It seems like he is moving! Don’t always play with your phone in class, as the teacher will confiscate it, after all, he can’t afford it.