#Funny Moment#1. A few days ago, I met a big brother in the world. The eldest brother had a carp on each side of his calves, one red and one black in color, the fish head on the left facing up and the right facing down, with a vigorous shape and a hideous face, which was very ter

1. A few days ago, I met a big brother from the world. The eldest brother had a carp on each side of his calves, with a red and black color. The fish head on the left is facing upward and the right is facing downward. It has a vigorous shape and a hideous face, which is very terrifying. During the meal, someone finally asked about the meaning of the tattoo. The elder brother lit a cigarette and said, "I was born on March 15, 1976..." We all pricked our ears and waited for the next story that was doomed to be bloody. The eldest brother called out a cigarette and continued, "I am Pisces"

2. I confessed my love to the goddess today! She shyly told me to wait for her at the school gate after school. I really couldn't believe that happiness came so suddenly! The long wait passed, but at the moment I saw her figure, I slipped away quietly. I hate my cowardice, and I hate the knife in the hand of the gangster wearing a big gold chain next to her.

3. Just now, my money disappeared and I flipped through the dormitory... I still couldn't find it! My classmate was lying on the bed and said leisurely: Maybe it fell to the ground. You sweep it down, maybe you can sweep it out... So, I swept it, but I still couldn't find it. Looking at the clean dormitory, I found something...

4. In summer, I walked on the street in a skirt, and suddenly the hem of the skirt was blown by the wind. I screamed, covering my face with one hand and pulling the corner of my skirt with the other. At this time, a man opposite happened to walk by as if nothing had happened. . . He didn't even look at me, he was so perverted!

5. Last night's annual meeting, there was an interactive part, in which a female colleague gestured on the stage and a male colleague guessed with his back to the screen. A female colleague pointed to her face, teasing the male colleague: "Freckles!" The female colleague shook her head, teasing the male colleague: "Acne!" The female colleague shook her head again, teasing the male colleague: "Pork!" The female colleague still shook her head, teasing the male colleague: "Fat!" The host couldn't stand it anymore, and prompted, "One word!" The male colleague laughed, "I understand, it's ugly." As soon as the male colleague finished speaking, the female colleague punched her meteor and said angrily, "I'm going to die if you say a face!"

6. You called another girl to go out for dinner. She agreed. Maybe she was interested in you. You called me to go out for dinner. I promised. Then I really liked eating. I was just a bucket without feelings.

7. Xiao Ming did not appear in high school mathematics. I knew that the fool could not get into high school, and there was no Li Hua in college. I also knew that he was admitted to college and asked someone to help write essays every day.