1. When she first went to college, she finally had a cell phone number for a girl who had a crush on her, so she specially set up a warm and romantic ringtone for her so that she could tell it out as soon as she called. I am about to graduate, but unfortunately, such a nice ringt

1. When she first went to college, she finally had a cell phone number of a girl with a crush on her, so she specially set up a warm and romantic ringtone for her so that she could tell it out as soon as she called. I am about to graduate, but unfortunately, such a nice ringtone has never ringed.

2. After finishing the knowledge points of the math test, the teacher told everyone to work hard and review carefully and said, "The exam is coming soon. The test paper has been handed over to the printer to wait for printing. What questions do you have to ask now?" One and two students: "Where does the printer live in?"

3. My boyfriend and I quarreled. The more I thought about it at night, the sadder I felt, and I couldn't help crying. Erha, who was sleeping by the bed, was woken up by me. He looked at me confusedly, then came over with a small towel... I felt warm in my heart. It would be great if my boyfriend had Erha as considerate. Unexpectedly, Erha actually blocked the towel into my mouth... lying down. groove! It's not because I'm waking it up, is it?

4, Two days ago, I saw a joke about a friend who joked about his girlfriend's face being too fleshy and hung up the phone with a smile. Last night, I did the same thing. When my girlfriend smiled, she decisively pressed the hang-up button and then called again, and said, "Look, there is too much flesh on her face, and you have hung up the phone!" On the other end of the phone, "You're so much sister, my headphones!" The goddess of

5, asked me to pretend to be her boyfriend to deal with her parents and negotiated a 300 yuan reward. I went to her house and saw a luxury house and several luxury cars. Her parents were also very satisfied with me, and arranged for the goddess to sleep with me in the same room at night. That night, the goddess lay on me and said shyly, "Or you should really be my boyfriend." I slapped her in the face: "Do you want to cheat? Do you don't want to give me that 300 yuan?

6. Early in the morning, a boy with colorful hair climbed onto the bridge guardrail and shouted: I can die for you, but you want to break up with me. At this time, the girl standing below was full of tears: You come down, I love you too, we won't break up, we will be together forever, okay? Then I came down and left happily. I just want to say that this girl is stupid enough, I have used this method before.