1. The sea is wide and the fish leaps, and the drum is broken and the people can beat it. 2. If I become a human resources manager, the first thing I do is to promote myself to be a boss. 3. There are many girls around me, all of whom are sisters-in-law. There is an exception by

1. The sea is wide and the fish leaps, and the drum is broken and the people can beat it.

2. If I become a human resources manager, the first thing I do is to promote myself to be a boss.

3. There are many girls around you, all of them are sisters and sisters-in-law. There is an exception by chance, and they are also crooked. Looking at the ends of the world, where is my fragrant grass?

4. Who says being single is not good? Love is valuable and free is higher. If you die single, both can be abandoned.

5. A female colleague told me that her family was urging her to get married, and her relatives also said that she couldn't get married. The female colleague wanted to shoot a video and asked me to pretend to be the person who pursued her and asked me to confess. She refused me, and then she said that I was the 87th suitor, and finally showed the video to her relatives and family. I was very helpful and agreed immediately. The video began: I picked a wild flower and said to my female colleague: I have liked you for a long time, marry me! The female colleague smiled and said: OK! I will be your wife from now on! Now, she is my child's mother...

6. I remember when I was in elementary school, a buddy was fighting with someone in class and was captured by the teacher. After class, she was asked to go to the office to give a lecture. Out of sympathy, I lay on the windowsill and watched. I saw that the teacher (a female teacher in her 40s) kindly helped him to make clothes and tied up a red scarf again. Just as we sighed at her kindness, she slapped the buddy in the face, and we all immediately banged! It turns out that this is called "manage first and then fight"!

7. I have long hair and have a capable little cousin. Once when watching TV, he said, "Sister, if I become a director in the future, I will definitely ask you to be the heroine." So he asked happily, "Why? Sister is not beautiful." The little cousin said, "I'm a ghost movie"

8. Two elementary school students are good friends. One day they started arguing during the chat. One said, "Look, your father is a shoe repairer, and the shoes you wear are actually on the outside!" The other said, "I also said, "Your father is a dentist, but your younger brother didn't even have teeth when he was born!"

9. One night, the young man sent the girl home, reluctant to part at the door, and the two hugged each other and kissed each other. Half an hour later, the girl's parents opened the window and shouted: "Let me go! The young man was scared and he recovered for a long time to argue: "Uncle and Aunt, we are truly in love. "The old man scolded: "It's okay if you really don't know. I'll admit that I kiss her. Don't press the doorbell on my house in the middle of the night to kiss me! "

10. In today's Chinese class, the head teacher said angrily: "Look at the test results of this time, can't you even do such simple test questions? In fact, none of you are stupid, just too lazy. People say that stupid birds fly first, when will you fly for me? "

At this time, Xiao Ming whispered below: "Teacher, I am not a bird. I feel like a chicken. Even if I want to fly, I can't fly!

What can I do if you think I can do? "Although Xiao Ming's voice was very small, the class was very quiet, so the head teacher still heard it, but he was not angry, just said: "The pheasant can also fly. Although it doesn't fly far, it can still fly. ”

Then Xiao Ming said again: “It’s a pity that I am not a pheasant. What if it is a domestic chicken? "The head teacher shouted: "What do you say to me if you are a family? I have someone to support you. Where else do you need to fly? "Hearing the head teacher's words, the whole class laughed.

11. My son made a mistake, and my wife criticized him relentlessly. I hinted that her words were a bit too extreme. My wife also realized that in order to ease the atmosphere, she coaxed her a few words in a whisper. My son didn't chew for a long time, and finally said: "Stop using beauty tricks, I'm not my dad! ”