1. Hilarious classic work jokes. At one o'clock in the morning, the nocturnal animals in the city finished their day's work, went home to remove their makeup, and exposed their bare faces. This is the traditional ugly time. People cannot be too square or too round. One can hurt p

1. Hilarious classic work jokes, At one o'clock in the morning, the city's nocturnal animals finished their day's work, went home to remove their makeup, and exposed their bare faces. This is the traditional ugly time. People cannot be too square or too round. One can hurt people, and the other can stay away from people. So people should be oval, so more and more people like bullshit.

2. Search and follow Tiantianyixiaoxiao.com to see more jokes. I like to play LOL but have no skills. I often cheat others and get scolded by my teammates. I immediately chose the bomb-free person in the week, but ten people were given away in ten minutes. My teammates scolded me so much that I said, "You guys are having a good time..." As a result, the four of them stopped scolding me, and they all surrounded me to protect me. I am so ~him~mom~wisdom!

3. Classic Internet addiction and funny jokes. Many years ago, there was a word called "Internet addiction". It was something like a beast in people's minds that they were locked up and forced to be treated with electric shock. Later, when we got smartphones, everyone became addicted to the Internet, no one mentioned treatment anymore.

4. I and I held small hands with each other during the winter vacation, but there was a dog called homework in the middle. Reading books in the cafeteria; sleeping in the classroom; eating in the dormitory, a dislocation life. The question setting teacher: If you give me a message, you will ask them to review as much as possible. If I get the exam, I will lose!

5.Yugong Faced with the two mountains of Wangwu Mountain, Taihang Mountain, and made up their minds to move them. He moved the heavens. Heaven sent the gods to come down. "Yugong, you are sincerely touching the heavens. Tell me what do you want to ask?" "I want to focus on asking, which excavation technology is better?"

6. Since I listened to Crazy English , my waist is no longer sore, my legs are no longer hurt, and I slept soundly. I used to fail in English, but now I am not even qualified in Chinese. College admission instructions: Don’t disturb students who are studying high school mathematics when you are learning Japanese on the computer. Mastering a contraceptive technique is more important than taking a make-up exam.

7. Eating is easy to lose weight, so you have to eat first, because it is easy to get it later. What does it mean to lack independent thinking? It’s just that someone asks you what to eat tonight, and you say whatever you want. As you age, you keep upgrading and unlocking new areas in the supermarket.

8. My buddy has a dog in the yard and it is tied up. At night, his mother saw that the dog was hungry, so she asked his father to feed the dog a steamed bun. His father went to the kitchen to get the steamed bun, and threw it to the dog in a dark and went to bed. (The length of the dog leash is limited) the next day, he found that the dog had not slept all night in order to eat the steamed bun. . .