1. Classic hilarious jokes. When someone praises me, I am calm on the surface, but in my heart: You have vision; when someone praises others, I am calm on the surface, but in my heart: I want to see what this person has. On such a hot day, my boyfriend was still running around, s

1. Classic hilarious and embarrassing jokes, When someone praises me, I am calm on the surface, but in my heart: You have vision; when someone praises others, I am calm on the surface, but in my heart: I want to see what this person has. On such a hot day, my boyfriend was still running around, so I couldn't help, but I was afraid that he would be sunny, so I still chose to cheat, hoping to bring a hint of shade to his head.

2. Search and follow Tiantianyixiaoxiao.com to see more jokes, "I heard two children talking on the bus, and a child said, "Every family has a difficult sutra to recite! "The other one took the sentence: "Your family is only a sutra that is hard to recite, and my family is a Sutra Library." "I suddenly sighed: No matter how sad your family life is, your understanding is really high!"

3. My daughter is hilarious and classic funny jokes. The small decorations on the clothes and shoes I bought for my daughter are always lost. I wore her a new skirt today. It was still early after I arrived in kindergarten, so I slid down to the window to look at her. A little girl said to her daughter: "The gems (ordinary plastic beads) on your skirt are so beautiful. Can you give them one?" The daughter snatched one for her without saying a word.

4. I was obsessed with martial arts novels when I was in junior high school. I was always watching Jin Yong's " Tianlong Bazi " in class and was discovered by the teacher, confiscated it, and then shouted: hand over the other seven books for me. At around four o'clock in the middle of the night, a friend called and said, "Well, I just saw you on my phone that was missed last year, so I called to ask you what's wrong." I was speechless...

5. When we were in middle school, we had a foreign teacher. A classmate thought that the foreign teacher couldn't understand Chinese and wanted to make fun of him, so he went up and said hello: "Hi, NMB". Then the foreign teacher smiled slightly and returned: "NMB, too" and left happily. Women like to ask their husbands: If your mother and I fall into the water at the same time, which one would you save? What would you do if your wife asked you this? Reply: Your dad and I are both drunk, who do you support? …

6.”When I went on a blind date for the first time, the girl looked down on me when she saw that I was dressed normally and looked down on me. She kept asking about my income and real estate. I was a little annoyed and said to her: "You should not behave like a person! I started my own business and made imported materials, and my business was spread all over the country. "She quickly asked for forgiveness for her rudeness, and then she asked about my business. I smiled and told her that I sold melon seeds on Taobao. At present, the Sanxin seller has sold more than ten kilograms."

7. Teacher: "Objects usually have three forms, gas, liquid, and solid? Xiao Ming, please give me an example." Xiao Ming: "Fart, urine, shit." Teacher. . . April Fool's Day. . . "Early in the morning, all three ATMs of your bank could not withdraw money. Are you planning to let me celebrate April Fool's Day?" "Sir, please wait, we will find the cause of the failure. Sir, your card balance is zero." "I know, is this just a holiday..."

8. My little nephew is 1 and a half years old. One day, he watched me and his father play chess next to him, and he always heard us say, "Eat one" and "eat one". He couldn't help it anymore, so he picked up a chess piece and stuffed it into his mouth, and then cried: "I can't bite it."