In this world, there is nothing unhappy that cannot be solved by a joke. If one doesn’t work, then use two jokes, three jokes... ten jokes! 1. Netizens said that my photos were ugly, and I smiled in my heart! You have never seen me, and the real person is absolutely scary that yo

In this world, there is nothing unhappy that cannot be solved by a joke. If one doesn’t work, then use two jokes, three jokes... ten jokes!

1. Netizens said that my photos were ugly, and I smiled in my heart! You have never seen me, and the real person is absolutely scary that you can't speak.

2. This year is almost over. I asked many friends if they have made money this year?

Most friends have earned money, and they have made a variety of things: some make a fortune, some make a hammer, some make a yarn, and even some make a girl, which is extremely luxurious! The most terrifying thing is to make a ghost! I met a friend in the morning and asked if he had earned this year? He looked at the sky and murmured to himself: Fight a bird! Look, as long as you are willing to work hard, you can earn anything.

3. My sister and I went out to buy things. On the way, we met a little girl selling flowers. She was cute and ran over to us and said, "Brother, are you buying flowers?" We smiled and left. Later, while my girlfriend and I were shopping, we met the little girl who sells flowers again. She said: Brother, this sister is much more beautiful than the last time. In an instant, my girlfriend looked dark...

4. I felt that I had gained a little weight recently, but I didn't want to exercise or diet, so I went to the hospital to ask the doctor if there was any way to do it without exercise or diet. The doctor said yes, and I quickly asked the doctor what the method was. The doctor asked me to eat more garlic. I thought it was indeed reasonable. Garlic is quite good for the human body. The doctor explained: "Garlic can keep others away from you, so that you can't see how fat you are."

5. I like a girl very much. Today I muster up the courage to confess to her. She shyly asked me to wait for her at the school gate after school. I was very happy and immediately waited at the school gate after school. But when I saw her, I ran away in shame. I hated my cowardice and why his boyfriend was carrying a big gold chain and carrying a knife.

6. Take the initiative to add your woman, either your wife or a WeChat businessman. Those who take the initiative to ask you out for dinner are 100% of the time. Those who take the initiative to ask you to check in will often jump to by . I will tell you the above ones either are liars or have been deceived.

7. Teacher: Xiao Ming, your deskmate Lili will sleep in class in the future. Xiao Ming: Oh, I understand. As soon as class started the next day, Xiao Ming said to Lili: Lili, it’s time for you to go to bed! The teacher is afraid that you will forget to ask me to remind you.

8. Two foreigners were eating dumplings in China. One said, "I'm so stupid. I've peeled the dumplings for the first time."

0 The other said, "You're okay, I thought you were spitting out the core."

9. One day, my colleague teased me and said, "You look like my son." I answered calmly, "No, it's your son who looks like me." The guy didn't react, and he is still saying everywhere that his son looks like me...

10. A guy's house caught fire and called the police and said, "Is it 119? A fire broke out in my house.

119: Where?

Brother: In my house.

119: Specific points.

Brother: In my kitchen.

119: I'll tell you where you are now.

buddy: I'm lying under the table now.

119: How can we get to your house?

Brother: Don’t you have a fire truck?

119:…

11. The husband spent a lot of money to buy a computer for his wife.

unpacked the packaging and saw a questionnaire attached to it. There was a questionnaire: "What prompted you to buy this product?"

husband wrote on the questionnaire: "Nagging, nagging for a whole year."

12. There was a rich second-generation in the university dormitory. After returning from visiting relatives from his hometown, he was depressed. His roommate asked him what was going on and if he had been heartbroken. The rich second generation said heavily, "I just lost a girlfriend, I am more depressed than this."

roommate asked curiously, and the rich second generation said for a long time, "I haven't been home for a year, my mother gave birth to a younger brother for me. overnight, I lost half of my family property..."