The shoveler bought a box of canned food for Ai Miao in full. After getting it home, he found a coincidence that his cat could not be said to be similar to the cat on the canned food, it was exactly the same. He posted: I suspect that my cat secretly went out to work with me on h

The cat shoveler bought a box of canned food for Ai Miao in full. After getting it home, he found a coincidence that his cat could not be said to be similar to the cat on the canned food, it was exactly the same. He posted: I suspect that my cat secretly went out to work with me on my back.

Sand Sculpture Netizen: Check its account quickly, there are probably more than yours.

listen to me. If it saves a lot, then it will copy its home.

Sand Sculpture Netizen: Your cat is so strong that it can actually carry you.

People say that they are carrying it on their backs, not carrying it on their backs. Let’s learn Chinese for two more years.

Sand Sculpture Netizen: I don’t think it looks like it. The cat on the can is a trainee who has been intern for two and a half years, while your cat is more like an art student.

After hearing what you said, I realized that there is still a difference in the hairstyles of the two.

The happiness of rural children, how many people were beaten by their parents when they were young because they were playing with mud? I looked up. A parent found that his child had been out for a long time and had not come home. He probably went to play with mud again. When he saw this scene, he collapsed. He said, should he wash or beat him first?

Sand Sculpture Netizen: Wash it first, otherwise what should I do if I type it incorrectly?

Sand Sculpture Netizen: Let’s fight first, otherwise what should I do if I wash it wrong?

Sand Sculpture Netizen: You should either wash and hit, so that you will not be able to make mistakes or wash them.

This reminds me of a joke. Someone saw his child and his neighbor's child making an appointment to play by the river. He was so angry that he came to the same place. When he and his neighbor came to the river, the two children had turned into mud dolls.

She has a bad temper. She beat her child after pulling her child, but the neighbor has a good temper. She took the child to clean it first. As she washed her, she suddenly shouted: "Brother, stop beating, that's my child!"

Shasai netizen: I remember that I looked like this when I was a child. My father calmly asked me to go home with him and pulled me to the bathroom to wash it clean by myself. His kindness made me feel warm in my heart until I saw him holding a stick after I washed it...

Your father is really particular, and he is afraid of being dirty in his hands when he hits someone.

A netizen posted a picture and asked: If you were given three dollars, what would you choose? I thought that three dollars were just enough to buy a chair and a rope, so I couldn't make myself look at it. I haven't lived enough yet.

Sand sculpture netizen: Buy a rope, two hanging the person asking the question, and one to whip it.

You are really playing with it. Is this what it looks like?

Sand sculpture netizen: Buy a chair, and then buy a rope to hang up the person asking the question and use the chair to hit it.

I originally thought that two ropes were hanging with one rope and hitting them was enough to make fun, but I didn’t expect that there were even more fun to play.

Sand Sculpture Netizen: If you give me three yuan, then I can’t afford anything.

pair, the target is US dollars.

Have you ever seen an old Chinese doctor? I have been there once, and I will help you with to take your pulse as soon as you come up. Then he can roughly say whatever you want to see. It's quite amazing. This netizen said that when he was seeing a Chinese doctor, the old Chinese doctor reads the book by himself after finishing his pulse. What should he do?

Sand Sculpture Netizen: The old Chinese doctor is to see if there is any disease like you in the book. If not, record it.

From then on, this book has another page.

Sand Sculpture Netizen: Is there a possibility that you have reached the point where you should eat and drink, and it is hard for him to tell you directly.

might as well let him tell me directly, so that I can’t feel uncomfortable.

Shasai netizen: The old Chinese doctor is still very angry. Why doesn’t this guy follow the disease mentioned in the book and I don’t know what disease is.

Or, just name this disease by your name.

Netizen asked: What is the use of the cloak of ancient generals? Is it just to show off? Who will answer me?

Sand Sculpture Netizen: When fighting, the generals are at the forefront of the army, and the cloak is used to increase resistance, otherwise he will be attacked first when he charges. Fortunately, you didn't let you be the general, otherwise you would definitely be the first to escape.

Shashal Netizen: This is to facilitate the enemy to recognize who the other party is the general. Remember, the one with the cloak is Cao thief, and he chases Cao thief!

As you say, wearing a cloak is to attract hatred.

Netizen asked: What are the two small claws of Tyrannosaurus Rex used for? It doesn’t feel that it’s useless.

Sand Sculpture Netizen: It is used to fix the female Tyrannosaurus Rex.

said it well, then the question is again, what are the two small claws of the female Tyrannosaurus Rex used for?

Sand Sculpture Netizen: Prevent anyone from asking why Tyrannosaurus Rex has no hands.

is right, why doesn’t the fish have hands?

Sand Sculpture Netizen: Prevent children from swallowing by mistake.

Kid: Listen to me and say thank you!

Netizen asked: If you are a doctor and the operation fails, a low emotional intelligence doctor will say: Sorry, we have tried our best. So what would a doctor with high emotional intelligence say?

Sand Sculpture Netizen: The operation is very successful, but unfortunately the patient is not doing well.

The family of the patient said they want to know whether your body is competing, and they will try to do it lighter.

Sand Sculpture Netizen: Do you know what has four legs but can’t walk? It's not a table, hahaha it's your son!

is fine, the family members don’t worry, this is the hospital.

Sand Sculpture Netizen: The operation was very successful. Your son and I survived one of them. Guess who it is.

Netizen asked: Have you spent money to buy any lessons? Tell me and share it with everyone.

Sand Sculpture Netizen: When I was a child, I bought a golden cudgel when I went to the market. But when I got home, my mother found that it was easy to hit me with it.

This reminds me of a friend who used the pocket money given by his parents to buy small handcuffs to play with. After his father found out, he directly copied it with the small handcuffs and hung it.

Sand Sculpture Netizen: I bought it for free, why should I give it to you for free? What

says is too reasonable and cannot be refuted.

Sand Sculpture Netizen: I will buy a tigress home for hundreds of thousands of yuan, and I will teach me a lesson every time.

Just feel sorry for you for two seconds, next one.

Sand Sculpture Netizen: I saw a merchant saying a joke on Taobao that I bought a one-yuan fee. After I placed an order, the merchant laughed at me ruthlessly.

is indeed a joke.

joke time

joke 1 I worked overtime with a female colleague in the evening. When I came back from going to the bathroom, I found that she was talking to the air. I waved my arms and said, "Go away, and then patted my shoulders and said, "Don't touch me, I was sweating from outside. It was not until later that I realized that there were too many mosquitoes in the office.

joke 2 My cousin came to play at home. While my wife was cooking, I bought two bottles of bottled juice. After I came back, the kitchen was busy, so I put the juice on the stove and went to help. While I was talking to my cousin, I went to the kitchen to pour him juice. Under their surprise, I picked up the peanut oil and poured a full cup.

joke 3 I remember during military training in high school, a man did not wear a belt on the first day. The instructor asked: Where is your belt? The man quietly pulled up his clothes, revealing the belt tied to his pants as a belt.

joke 4 An old man in a certain country drove a camel in the desert. He wanted to plot against the camel, but the camel swears to die, so he had to give up. As he walked, he saw a woman who was about to die of thirst and gave her water. The woman was very grateful and said, "You can do anything you want me to do." The old man said in surprise: "Really? Then you can hold the camel for me.”

joke 5 A certain game player plays the male protagonist. As soon as you enter the game, you need to give the male protagonist a name. When you talk to the female protagonist, the female protagonist will call you X-Jun. For example, if you name the male protagonist Dalang, the female protagonist will call you Dalang. So a player named "Tai". When talking to the female protagonist, the screen is full of "Taijun".

Some netizens posted an interesting post: Xinjiang girls dating a young man in Gansu, which is called new willingness. Hunan girls dating a young man in Guangdong, which is called love between Hunan and Guangdong. What should you and your partner be called?

Netizens immediately start the queue mode: Jiangxi is in Anhui, looking at Chongqing, Henan and Henan, Hubei have little happiness, Hubei has a good reputation, Sichuan and Guangdong hotline...

So, what should you and your partner be called?