On Sunday, I had nothing to do, so I went out for a walk. As soon as I walked to the underground road south of our house, the fortune teller in his fifties and sixties, wearing sunglasses suddenly stood up, pulled my sleeves, looked at my face first, showed a shocked look, and then held my hand and looked at it for a long time, suddenly knelt down at me, and kowtowed to me respectfully. While kowtowing, he said with fear and fear: I don’t know that my emperor has arrived, and the common people deserve to die. I wish my emperor a long life! Long live! Long live! When I heard this, I couldn't help but be surprised and happy. Oh, I said, why do I always meet magpie in recent times? It turns out there is an explanation!
Furthermore, based on my dignified appearance, knowledge and experience, intelligence level, courage and the truth: I have always suspected that I am the pride of heaven and the person who matches the dragon and the phoenix. Today, I finally saw my first subject. This is the first, I must respect him. As the saying goes, those who win the hearts of the people will win the world. This is the second, I must use him in the future. Since he can see my true identity, he must not be an ordinary person. Thinking of this, I slowly stepped forward, supported him with both hands and said, "You are not a favor." Before he finished speaking, the guy suddenly shouted loudly: Come on someone! He touched me, don't let him run away! I was shocked and sweated in a cold sweat. His grandmother's words turned out to be a cheater! So I kicked him down on him and went to his grandma's, I dodge it!
Today I have to go to the bank to do business. I know that there is no parking in that place, and the traffic police often go to check. In order not to allow the traffic police to deduct points due to fines, I called a little brother in advance and went there together. I told him, if the police come over to check, you should hurry to the bank and tell me.
result, not long after I entered, the traffic police came over, and the brother rushed into the bank in panic and shouted: Big brother, the police are here, leave quickly! Damn, dozens of people in the entire bank hall became quiet in an instant, silent. Everyone was stunned for less than a second and ran out like a flood from the drain. Before I could react, I was pressed to the ground by several security guards. Alas, I am not afraid of opponents like gods, but I am afraid of teammates like pigs!
There is a family who gave birth to a son. This son was not good-looking when he was born. As a result, the longer he grew, the ugly he looked. He only gave birth to an eagle hook nose with an old eagle eyes, two ears with a small ear, big buck teeth, a big mouth, a big head, and a small short legs. That was how ugly it was, even more ugly than the clown on the stage. Because the child is too ugly, he is eighteen or nineteen years old. Not only can he find his girlfriend and no one wants him when he goes out to work, but the child also knows that he is ugly, so he is very inferior. He stays at home all day and doesn't go out and can do nothing.
The couple was anxious. Later, the two discussed that the corn in the field was often eaten by birds and monkeys. So, let the child stand in the field and scare the birds and beasts!
Hi, don't say it, I was born with the help of my vegetation. This child is much more effective than this scarecrow. Whether it is a bird or a monkey who steals corn, he will never dare to come to the field to steal corn again. What’s even more amazing is that a few monkeys were so scared that they secretly put all the corn they had run away from before back into the field!
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