1. Every time someone asks me about my way, I always point it blindly. The first is because I don’t recognize the way, and the second is to teach the world a lesson: don’t believe in good-looking people casually. 2. As soon as I get angry, I want to eat, and as soon as I eat, I w

1. Every time someone asks me about my way, I always point it blindly. The first is because I don’t recognize the way, and the second is to teach the world a lesson: don’t believe in good-looking people casually.

2. I want to eat as soon as I get angry. When I eat, I will gain weight, and when I grow meat, I will get heat.

3. I like a boy in the next class. One day I mustered up the courage to stuff the love letter in my pocket to him, and then ran away shyly. After returning to the class, I was nervous and didn't know what he would react when he saw it. As a result, when I was waiting for the bus after school, I took a pocket and lost a dollar and the love letter was still there.

4. Teacher: Who is the most popular in the world? Xiao Ming: Shit. Teacher: Why? Xiao Ming: After you poop, won’t you look back at the poop? Teacher:...

5. I had a quarrel with my husband. In anger, the owner returned to his parents' home and before leaving, he threw a harsh word to his husband: You knelt down and begged me, I will not come back. In the evening, my husband sent a picture with the text: I bought a duck head , a duck neck, a 60-year-old crayfish. It was so spicy that I couldn't eat it. I was so angry at that time that I told my mother: Look at how promiscuous he is when I am not at home. I have to go back and clean up him! ! …

6. My cousin was in his third year of high school, and my aunt just called me to come and persuade me to fight. He said that he was dating a female classmate and got pregnant with someone else. Then the woman's family found out and came to ask for an explanation. After that, he was beaten up by my uncle and couldn't stop... After I went over, I happened to see my cousin kneeling there and being scolded by my uncle: You don't even have any economic foundation or financial ability. Who gave you the courage to do such a thing? Cousin: Liang Jingru...

7. Recently in my hometown, my parents visited relatives today and told me: "There is a scoop of water and a bowl of feed next to the pigpen. Grab a handful of bran at noon and stir and feed the pigs. Also, don't forget to feed the chickens, put the chicken food under the windowsill." "Okay!" I played with my phone and agreed. When they left, I suddenly thought of a question: What should I eat for lunch?

8. There was a classmate, a girl named Zhou Erjing, and the teachers were also wondering why they named this. Maybe there was a sister named Zhou Dajing. Later, I couldn't help it anymore. Everyone asked her, and she said that she didn't have a sister, and she was the only child at home. This name is because she is lazy. Originally, her parents named Zhou Jingjing, but she was too lazy to write it twice, so she changed it to Erjing herself.

9. I remember when I was a child, I raised a few chickens at home. My mother said that I would fatten it and kill it, and eat it when I fatten it and eat it when I fatten it and eat it when I fatten it and eat it during the Chinese New Year. One year during the Chinese New Year, my mother pinched my face and said, "It's fat." I knelt down at that time, and said with tears in my nose, "I often don't wash my feet, and I don't wash my face in the morning. It's so bad that it's not delicious!" But my mother said with a wicked smile, "Wait until the night..." I didn't brag to you, my mother and my sister couldn't hold me in the bathtub!

10. Yesterday, I asked a big boss, "The business is in a bad state now, everyone is under great pressure, how are you sleeping? He replied: Sleep like a baby. I said: I am a master. I can still sleep like this! He was silent for a while and said: Oh, I often wake up in the middle of the night, cry for a while and then sleep.... I slept for a while and then cried...

11. After my wife disappeared, I went to report the case as soon as possible. The police told me: Brother, calm down, we can't record the transcripts if you smile like this.

12. My wife posted a news on her Moments: Persist in exercising, 30,000 steps a day, which is great. In order not to be exposed, I asked me to take her mobile phone to run every night, and I won't be allowed to come back if I meet the standards.