01 Lao Cao's wife's surname is Cao, and it is not uncommon for people with the same surname to get married. What Lao Cao didn't expect was that his son, who was in college, had a partner and his surname was Cao. That day, my son solicited his opinions, and Lao Cao presented the t

01

Lao Cao's wife's surname is Cao, and it is not uncommon for people with the same surname to get married. What Lao Cao didn't expect was that his son, who was in college, had a partner and his surname was Cao.

That day, my son solicited his opinions, and Lao Cao presented the truth to his son:

"My mother and I were suffering from the loss of uneducatedness. I don't understand the principle of repulsion between the same sex and the opposite sex attracting each other. You are all cultural people, and this is a waste of learning?!"

Son: "Where are you talking about this? That's not the same thing, and aren't you and my mother pretty good?"

Mrs. Cao supported Lao Cao's opinion: "What's good? I've been separated for decades."

02

Me: Girl, which one do you think is more talented, Sanda or painting? Daughter: I have talent besides studying! Me: Where are you eating shit? Daughter: What? Do you want me to put the shit on the plate, hold the fork in the left hand and the knife in the right hand, then wear a tuxedo, and chew slowly while listening to the music? [Vomiting] [Blowing] [Vomiting] [Vomiting]

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Test subject 2, which will

. . . . . First cut it into respect. . . . .

A female student just turned the warehouse down and lay the car in the middle of the ground. The few people behind her didn't get her out of the car. Later, she found out that she was pulling and urinating, and she was full of the car.

I think embarrassment is just a temporary moment. With this kind of psychological quality, even if you get a driver's license, it will be a harmful person.

04

In junior high school, the school spirit was very poor, and fighting was common, fighting between each other on campus, and fighting with gangsters outside the school. Once, two groups of people on campus made an appointment to fight. When I arrived at the place, a group of gangsters outside the school were having an appointment for a drink. The school thought he had hired a helper and he would hit him when he came up. The second wave also arrived later. When I saw that the gangsters outside the school beat the people in the same school, it would not work, so I also started beating the gangsters outside the school. After the beating, a large group of people followed the police uncle to the hospital to cover the wound. They all said to the police with bruised noses and swollen faces, "We smoke and drink, and we get beaten up when we come up

05

She and I don't want to cook, so we ordered takeaway." After receiving the call to pick up the takeaway, she said, "The takeaway is here. Whoever wears more clothes will go to pick it up." I took off my legs and stood in front of her naked strips. Unexpectedly, this guy picked up his phone and took a photo at me, and then said to me proudly: "Get the takeaway honestly, otherwise I will post your glorious image to my friends!"

Why can't I fight this girl?

06

Go to a restaurant I often go to for dinner with my friends, but there were no customers today. The front desk is a very beautiful girl. My friend raised his eyebrows and licked his tongue with bad eyes staring at the girl, "Hi beauty, I've confirmed my eyes. You are my soul. As long as you like to eat, order all the dishes you like. I'm not short of money. Can you enjoy your face and have a meal with me later?" The girl lowered her head and covered her mouth and smiled. She raised her head and shouted to the kitchen, "Husband~, arrange all the dishes I like to eat for me, and a guest treat me to dinner." The kitchen slowly poked out a dark head and stared at us with a black face. How did you finish it in the end? I can't remember it anymore. I'm lucky to have not been poisoned to death. The bill of 800 yuan is a bit heavy~

07

Everyone has secrets in their hearts. When I talked to my wife, Xiaohong, my high school partner, asked very carefully, and I also talked very carefully. Even holding hands, who knew that my wife changed her face instantly and kicked me out. I'm now complaining at my mother-in-law's house. How long has it been, my wife, you are still so concerned.

08

I took the subway to see a thief stealing a beautiful woman's cell phone, so I went over to chat with her. As soon as I called the beauty, the beauty took the phone over and took it a few times and said, "It's just that the thief and I are stunned. Are all beauties so open now?"