I kept telling her to increase gears, step on the accelerator, do not slow down when turning, drift directly over, and after a lap, I saw a racing goddess dragon born in my hand, and the coach appeared very badly.

1. Today I took the third subject, and the coach asked me to practice another train early. I just got into the car and the coach left. At this time, a girl ran over and asked: Coach, can I practice driving? I nodded and she got into the car. With my guidance, I stepped on the clutch, stepped on the accelerator, increased gear... I kept telling her to increase gear, stepped on the accelerator, and do not slow down when turning. Drifted over directly. After a round, I saw a racing goddess dragon born in my hand, and the coach appeared very badly.

2. Before going to bed, I caught a mosquito alive and was about to pat it to death, but my girlfriend stopped me: "Don't pat it to death, haven't you ever thought it has family members?" I was stunned: "Why are you so soft-hearted about mosquitoes?" She frowned and said: "You tie it up and hung it on the head of the bed. When his parents come to save it, then pat the whole family to death."

3. A guy went to take the driver's license test. He rode a motorcycle for many years, and the background explanation was completed. One day outside the training ground, the car was almost passing by a large stall of water. The coach said that there was water, which meant to slow down the speed. Unexpectedly, the brother drove over directly. When he passed the stall of water, his legs were raised at the same time. The coach's face turned green. He said that he got used to it...

4. A best friend, who had never wanted to get married at the age of marriage, always refused to tell her the reason. Just now, she finally told me that she said with pain: Because she thought of having a baby when she got married, and having a baby, she had to give him half of her snacks, so she couldn't bear to leave... It was so painful to think of it!

5. I was hungry and saw a bottle of yogurt on my colleague's desk. I drank it without thinking. After a while, my colleague came and shouted, "Why is my facial cleanser missing? It's 108 yuan!!" My brother didn't say anything, but just walked to the bathroom silently and vomited things desperately. I finally vomited almost all of my time. When I returned to my seat, my colleague held a bottle and said, "I was scared to death. My facial cleanser just rolled under the table, but why did my yogurt disappear again?" You sister!!!

6. On the bus, I suddenly felt someone touched my butt. When I looked back, I saw two beautiful sisters, one of them smiled sweetly at me when I turned around. I immediately smiled back and felt happy. At this time, I heard another sister say: Sister, can you change the bad habit of wiping your nose everywhere?