1. Children will be happy when they are sad and verbally coax them. Adults are not good, especially women. They have to eat a good meal or buy something. 2. If sleeping is to recharge the human body, then I want to say that I have never been fully qualified. 3. Ten years ago, whe

1. Children will be happy when they are sad. Adults cannot do it, especially women. They have to have a good meal or buy something.

2. If sleeping is charging the human body, then I want to say that I have never been fully qualified.

3. Ten years ago, when I left my hometown, I secretly swore in my heart that I must drive a luxury car and return home in glory with sunglasses. Today, my dream is half realized, and I can finally afford sunglasses.

4. My bag was snatched yesterday, and I was very sad. I cried for this night. I really couldn't figure out where I was worse than my bag.

5. There are two reasons why my ex-girlfriend broke up with me. One is that I didn’t have much money at that time, and the other is that she guessed that I wouldn’t have much money in the future.

6. The mosquito accidentally fell and his foot broke. He had to undergo surgery to amputate his limbs. Mosquito's father said: Wait a minute, we will carry him onto the cow's back before undergoing surgery. Mosquito mother asked: Why do you have to put it on the back of a cow? Mosquito’s father said: Hey, it’s terrible to have no common sense. He sucked blood while surgery. Are you afraid that he will bleed heavily?

7. When I was a child, I often wondered if I should get married when I grew up? It was not until I got old that I realized: I really thought too much!

8. Violence cannot solve any problem. It’s better for us to sit down calmly and just praise me for an hour.

9. Money can buy a house but can’t buy a home, marriage but can’t buy love, watches but can’t buy time. Money is not everything, but the root of pain. Give me your money and let me bear the pain alone!

10. My son said to me: Dad, I want to be a rich second generation. I was stunned at first, and then said to him with a smile: This is easy to deal with. When you grow up, you will be a rich second generation!

11. What are the common points of work and weight scales? It can quickly recognize how much you weigh.

12. Go home with the intern after get off work, wait for the bus stop. A beggar pushed the bowl to the intern to beg for begging. At this time, the intern said calmly: I don’t want your money, and your money will not come easily. I was stunned to speak to the beggar...

13. Go to the hospital to get a tetanus injection. A buddy went to ask the doctor and said, "I stepped on the thumbtack a month ago and got the injection. Is it necessary to get the injection again today?" The doctor told him directly that if you have that money, you should look at your eyes.

14. Time is a killing knife. This is what people say to beautiful people. For those who are ugly, time has no way to deal with them.

15. Making a mistake at school, Xiao Ming was called a parent, but Xiao Ming found an old man who swept the street to be his father. The next day, the teacher asked, "Xiao Ming, is this your father?" Xiao Ming: "Yes!" At this time, the teacher called the old man to the side and said, "Dad, you have such a big son outside, do my mom know!"

16. "Do you like my angel face or a devil's figure?" "I just like your sense of humor."

17. In life, you must always take some responsibility or find some sustenance. So some people are raising parents, wives and children, some are raising cats, dogs, birds, fish, and some are raising flowers and plants. I am more advanced, so I close my eyes and start to calm down.

18. When I was in love, my dad disagreed with my husband's relationship until my husband first came in and took off his shoes... My dad breathed a sigh of relief and said: Young man, just make this taste the same as my daughter. Please take the person away!

19. Why should I remind me that “money is not omnipotent”? I'm not that greedy. I just want money, and I don't expect it to be omnipotent.

20. Men like beautiful faces, while women like sweet words. So women put on makeup and men lie.

21. A girl in the class I like for a long time, and finally got the courage to confess to her. I tentatively said to her: I like a girl in the class. She is gentle, considerate, beautiful and cute. Do you want to know who it is? She blushed in an instant, lowered her head and said shyly: As long as it is not me!