1. Hilarious classic fairy funny jokes, wife: You used to give me roses, why don’t you give me any more now? Husband: Will the fisherman feed the fish the bait after catching it? Wife: Hello! Haven't you raised goldfish? Husband: I have raised it, it’s too much trouble, and I fed

1. Hilarious classic fairy funny joke, wife: You used to give me roses, why don’t you give me any more now? Husband: Will the fisherman feed the fish the bait after catching it? Wife: Hello! Haven't you raised goldfish? Husband: I have raised it, it’s too much trouble, and I fed the cat later! Wife: Describe me! Husband: You are a fairy from heaven and fall into the world. Wife: Is it outrageous? Husband: Not outrageous at all! Wife: Then why is the fairy from heaven falling into the world? Husband: Because the clouds in the sky cannot bear your weight!

2. Search and follow Tiantianyixiaoxiao.com to see more jokes. There was a girl who went to the public bathroom for the first time to take a shower. Because of the poor sense of direction, she walked into the wrong bathroom. She pushed the door and saw that it was full of men and naked. She screamed immediately, pointing at the naked men in a daze, yelling, "Are you stinky men, perverts, hooligans, bastards, don't wear clothes when taking a bath?".

3. The embarrassing classmate laughed and joked. In class, the teacher found that a classmate was sleeping, so he called him up. But the classmate actually said, "Who said I was sleeping? They were just observing their inner eyelids." After the lights were turned off at night, the couple was surprised. Lying on the bed, my wife said, "Honey, let's chat." My husband said, "Well, this thing is the sky. First of all, it's high, there are clouds, and... Oh, lie down! Why do you beat me?"

4. There was a person in the past. There was a big mountain in front of his house. Every time he wanted to go far, he had to bypass the big mountain. Then one day he made up his mind to dig the big mountain. The wise man in the village laughed at him, "You can still dig at your age?" He said, I will have endless descendants when I die, so I will definitely be able to dig it out. Zhisou smiled: Do you have a girlfriend...

5. Wife: You men can say it hurts, so what can we women say? My husband is so mean that you can say lactic acid! After reading a bank advertisement, my wife asked her husband confidently: "Husband, do you think I am the spokesperson of which bank do you think I am like?" My husband said without thinking: "Building (small)!"

6. I am a convenience store manager and I often see beautiful girls who look familiar. Once again, another beautiful girl came to check out, a bag of sanitary napkins and a box of throat lozenges. Sanitary napkins, throat lozenges? I seemed to have discovered something. I and I held hands with my hands during the winter vacation, but there was a dog called homework in the middle. Reading books in the cafeteria; sleeping in the classroom; eating in the dormitory, a dislocation life.

7. Nowadays, young people are not enterprising and specialize in evil ways. Today, the director's ugly daughter with an ugly daughter of more than 200 kilograms got married. Those colleagues were trying hard to flatter behind, saying that the bride looked good and wanted to find a chance to get promoted and make a fortune! Degenerate! I won’t say anything, the host asked me to go to the church.

8. The question setting teacher: If you give me a message, just ask them to review as much as possible. If I get the exam, I will lose! Since listening to Crazy English , my waist is no longer sore, my legs are no longer hurt, and I sleep soundly. I used to fail in English, but now I can’t even pass the Chinese language. . .