1. Singles are divided into two types: one is raw rice to be cooked, and the other is cooked rice and ask for a repot. 2. I remember one time, I drew a boy who didn’t like to listen to the lecture. The teacher repeated the "Accidental" over and over again. The boy grabbed his sca

1. Single people are divided into two types: one is raw rice to be cooked, and the other is cooked rice and ask for a repot.

2. I remember one time, I drew a boy who didn’t like to listen to the lecture. The teacher repeated the "Accidental" over and over again. The boy grabbed his scalp and slept in front of the blackboard for several minutes, and suddenly wrote: Little girl: Vulgar, it's not a good thing. The whole class laughed loudly, and the female teacher was so angry that she blushed and couldn't say a word.

3. The washing machine was broken. Seeing that my wife was very tired at work, she helped her wash her clothes. After washing, I told my wife confidently that I was washing cleaner than the washing machine.

4. Checked in the hotel and the room smelled too strong, so I called the front desk, and the front desk said, "Wait for us to do smoke-free treatment for you." I thought to myself that technology is so developed now. Two minutes later, an uncle opened all the windows in my room and left.

5. An old man went to People's Bank of China to withdraw money and walked directly to the window. The security guard came over and said, "Uncle, press the number." The old man said, "What?" The security guard said, "Price, press the number." The old man thought to himself that he is worthy of being a big bank, and he also needs a secret code to withdraw money, so he whispered to the security guard, "The king of heaven is the earth." The security guard helped the old man to press a line ticket. The old man thought to himself: I was scared to death, and I was fooled by me!

6. Someone confided to a friend: "Two times when I went home from get off work, I saw my wife hugging a man. What should I do?" The friend replied: "Why don't you try to work overtime?"

7. Hair is born with people, and the beard will not grow until twenty years later, so the hair will first be white.

8. My girlfriend asked: "I'll ask you, before you were intimate with me, who had touched your head, rubbed your hair, and pinched your cheeks?" My boyfriend said: "Barber."

9. Just now, a few friends were drinking and chatting about swimming. A guy said he didn't dare to get into the water for several years. He went to , Weihai and had leg cramps and drank several sips of water. His wife said why didn't she talk about the first half? This guy said whisperingly that he saw a hot-bodied beauty chasing her breaststroke for a long time but couldn't catch up with her cramps.

10. A girl in our class joked with a slutty boy, "Look, my skin is like a peeled egg." The boy was silent for a while and said something very seriously: "It's a tea egg!"