1. Whenever a boy says he has tidied up his room, the standard usually refers to: the road from the door to the bed has been opened. 2. No matter where I go, I always put a photo of my wife in my wallet, for nothing else, just to remind myself: Why don’t the money go away! 3. Men

1. Whenever a boy says he has tidied up his room, the standard usually refers to: the road from the door to the bed has been opened.

2. No matter where I go, I always put a photo of my wife in my wallet, for nothing else, just to remind myself: Why don’t the money go away!

3. Men who always say that their wife is a prodigal woman are all showing off: one is to show off their wives, the second is to show off their wealth, and the third is to show off their wives and have both wives and money.

4. "I want to park the car and wipe my front windshield."

"Dad, where does your electric car come from the windshield?"

Dad stopped the car, took out his handkerchief, and wiped his glasses.

5. A pair of old men in their seventies went shopping hand in hand. The old lady might feel embarrassed and wanted to break free from the old lady's hand, but the old lady still held it tightly. A reporter went over and asked the old lady: Uncle, you and the old lady are still so loving after living with them for so many years! The old man said: Don’t look at us both old, but your aunt is still a girl in my eyes. As long as she can’t hold on, she goes to buy things~

6. The younger son in the first grade is about to start school. When he saw that his fingernails were a little long, he asked him to cut them off. But his son was reluctant to return: ‘'I don’t cut them. I specially kept my long-term to deal with my deskmate Xiaoli. She scratched her 5 times last semester! ‘’

Me:…

7. If the dog poops shit, if you hit it once, the dog will know that you can’t poop in the house, except for the Husky. If you hit the Husky once, the Husky will think that you can’t poop in the future.

8. Yesterday I went to my aunt's house. Because there was a bridge on the way to her house, I had to go a long way. Because the route was not familiar, I took my daughter to get lost. Later, when I came back, my aunt pointed me a shortcut. I followed the route she pointed out. Sure enough, I successfully got lost again...

9. When I went shopping a day, I asked how much a slipper cost. The guy who sold slippers said 25. I threw it down and left. I heard the shouts of selling slippers from behind: "Ah! Alas!"

I didn't even look back. To be honest, the pace of life is too fast now, and I am very tired every day, so I don't bother to bargain with him. I found that I didn't take the slippers when I got home.

10. On Singles' Day, I suddenly found a note under the book, saying: "I am the girl next to you. Today is the festival. Can you have dinner together? If you agree, see you downstairs at 5:30."

Brother looked down at his watch and it was eight o'clock...

11. After going to the toilet, Xiao Ming returned to the classroom and said to the teacher:

toilets have a lot of Ant,

Teacher suddenly thought of the English word ant, so he tested Xiao Ming: How do you say ants

Xiao Ming was stunned: ants he... said nothing...

12 After eating hot pot, he met an old classmate when he went shopping. She asked me, what perfume you used! It's quite delicious! I sniffed myself and said to her: Are you hungry? I'm full of hot pot smell!

13. A little boy went to the countryside to spend the holiday with his relatives. His relatives live in a farm, and the children play with them to the fullest and see many things that they have never seen before. When he got home, he told his mother everything. He said what left a deep impression on him was a sow with the piglet. "What does the sow do?" "Hey, the pig chases it," the child said, "they turn it over and start to tear the buttons on its belly."

14. The young man liked a girl for a long time, so he took the opportunity to ask her for help. After the matter was completed, the young man said, "How should I thank you? I will marry you!" The girl looked at his appearance and said, "How can you repay kindness with grudges?"

15. When I was in college, my girlfriend mm was a cute type. Very stupid and naive, and likes to ask weird questions.

Once, when I accompanied her on the street, she must ask me to answer: "Who is better in shape and my ex-girlfriend?"

I was thinking seriously, and suddenly a buddy behind me interrupted decisively: "Hello!"

We turned back in horror and saw who was so gossiping, but it turned out to be a stranger. He was probably frightened by our expression and said in a trembling voice: Hello, how to get to Zhongshan Street...