1. There will always be a few steps in the long journey of life. 2. My favorite sports: 3. I’m not so popular, but I’m still annoying 4. Son: Mom, kiss me! I replied proudly: I won’t kiss you! Son: Then kiss your dad! Continue to be arrogant: not to kiss! Son: If you don’t kiss m

1. There will always be a few steps wrong in the long journey of life.

2. My favorite sports: striking

3. I am not very popular, but I am still annoying

4. Son: Mom, kiss me!

I replied proudly: I won’t kiss you!

Son: Then you kiss dad!

continues to be arrogant: not to kiss!

Son: If you don’t kiss me, if you don’t kiss my dad, then who do you want to kiss?

Oh, my husband's eyes are flying~

5. Teacher: There are two birds here, one is a sparrow. Can anyone point out which is just a swallow and which is just a sparrow?

Student: I can't point it out, but I know the answer.

Teacher: Please tell me.

Student: Next to the swallow is a sparrow, and next to the sparrow is a swallow.

6. Since the guest had no cheese at home when he was eating apple pie , the hostess apologized to everyone. The little boy from the family quietly left the house. After a while, he returned to the room with a slice of cheese and placed the cheese on the guest's plate. The guest smiled and put the cheese in his mouth and said, "Child, your eyes are better than your mother's. Where did you find the cheese?" "On the mouse trap, sir," said the little boy.

7. Xiao Wang works in the personnel department on the 10th floor. A month ago, he was transferred to the administrative department on the 9th floor... Today, Xiao Wang called the personnel department to find him: "Is Xiao Wang here?" The colleague answered the phone and said: "Xiao Wang is no longer in personnel." Xiao Wang said: "Ahhh!? When is the matter? Why don't I know, and I haven't had time to send him off?" "It doesn't matter, you can go to find him below!

8. My cousin twisted his waist when he moved, and he was lying on the sofa in pain.

0 Uncle was outside shouting: "You lazy pig, you are lazy, and your friends are still helping! You lie down and rest yourself." As he said that, he walked over and kicked.

My cousin stood up and jumped a few times. Hehe, okay, this foot is stomping back, it doesn't hurt anymore!

9. My family finally bought a TV this year. When I was 24 years old, the TV at home broke. I said I would buy one. My parents said I would buy it when I got married, otherwise I would buy a new one after I got married. This year, I couldn't stand it. I didn't have a TV to buy a new one.

10. I hated my mother-in-law before because it was 30 years old. When I was chasing my wife, she tried every means to block it.

But since my wife and I were together every day, I realized that she was for my own good.

11. I farted on the bus and saw the people around me waving their hands with a painful expression, I also waved my hands. The lady next to

turned her head and said to me: Don't pretend.

12. A fish swam forward, and the fish stopped it: "Danger, don't swim there! Why is "

" dangerous? "The fish asked.

The fish said in a palpitation: "There are a lot of bait there, and many of our kind have gone but no return. "

Fish said, "The bait is placed there, it will not hurt you. It is only dangerous when you can't resist the temptation and go to swallow the bait. "

was talking... They were caught by the fishing net...

13. They went on a business trip with a beautiful colleague. They went on a business day during the day to do business, and went to eat local snacks together at night. After returning to the hotel, just after taking a shower, she sent a text message, saying that she had been tired for a day and had a sore back, and asked me if I could go over to pinch her back. After reading it, I turned off the phone directly. Is this still a human being? You are not the only one who ran all day, why should I serve you?

14. On the weekend, my son searched for sugar bowls everywhere and asked my mother-in-law to open them. I said to my mother-in-law, "Don't help him open sugar bowls. His teeth were all decayed! Don't spoil him too much! "My mother-in-law said, "Of course I spoiled him. He also found three thousand yuan for me in an old sugar bowl last week. "At this time, the father-in-law blinked and turned his face away, leaving behind a silent back.

15. The phone number of my ex-boyfriend was saved on my phone. I have been breaking up for several years and I haven't made a call. Today, the phone number of this guy suddenly came on my phone. I was surprised and I was in a complicated mood. I don't know if I was asking me to reminisce about the past, or notifying me that he was married, or borrowed money. I was quite conflicted, but I still answered it with a slander. Before I could speak, his voice came from the other side of the phone: Hello, your courier, please go downstairs to get it... I guessed it and didn't guess the end.