1. Hilarious classic job application funny jokes. When I applied for the job, the interviewer said to me: "At your age, even if you give you 5,000 yuan a month, you can't save money. Just like spending money randomly, so 2,000 yuan a month is enough." I was speechless! ! ! My sis

1. hilarious classic job application funny jokes, applied for the job, and the interviewer said to me, "You are at your age, even if you give you 5,000 yuan a month, you can't save money. You just love to spend money randomly, so 2,000 yuan a month is enough." I %^&$%^&*^&* was speechless! ! ! My sister: "Can you cheat a girl and go home?" I: "This is a bit difficult. Girls are all too smart nowadays." My sister: "Then you can be cheated by a girl."

2. Search and follow Tiantianyixiaoxiao.com to see more jokes. Today, there are passengers with body odor, and the smell is so frightening. I wanted to open the window, but I was afraid that the passengers would blame me for despise him and felt a lot of smell. I had to hold my head hard, turned my head and smiled apologetically at him, and then opened the car window. I was so smart~

3. Embarrassing girlfriend hilariously joked . I went to see my boyfriend in Beijing and met Seattle. In the play, Tang Wei said: He is the best man in the world. He may not take me to eat French food or take a yacht, but he is willing to run a few streets for me every morning to buy my favorite soy milk fried dough sticks... I immediately turned around and acted coquettish to my boyfriend: I also have to eat soy milk fried dough sticks every morning... Who knew that the guy said slowly: The fried dough sticks are in the mouth, soy milk will come soon!

4. Last night, he drank with his brother next door. He lamented that he had done more than ten businesses in the town over the past forty years. I asked which one of the best I've ever made? He said that the most outstanding thing back then was to take the black and white sides of the town with his brother! I was shocked, and then my sister-in-law finished the fight: Fight coal balls and sell flour!

5. Female: Did you give me last night? . . Man: Sorry, we both drank too much last night and things happened like this. The woman rushed over and beat the man hard, and even scolded him, "You stinky hooligan, you know you're happy and you won't wake me up."

6. The company organizes travel, stay in a hotel, one room for each person. In the evening, a female colleague came to my room to watch the TV. She didn't leave at twelve o'clock, so I decisively sent her back. Your sister, I'm holding a remote control all night, and I'm still looking at it. Now I can finally watch my football well, and I feel a little excited to think about it. ‍‍‍‍‍

7. Yesterday I was on the bus. There was a girl who drank too much and vomited all over the floor as soon as she got on the bus. Then when she had an orgasm, the girl immediately said sorry for me to be sick. The driver said that I didn’t even drive the car, why are you sick? Recently, strange things have always happened around me, such as a bottle of medicine for treating amnesia suddenly appeared on the table at home.

8. Me: "My mother is so good. I don't stop me from any interest. I cultivate all kinds of hobbies." Cleaning aunt: "Normal, what do you know? Many parents cultivate their children's hobbies to save trouble. If you have something you want to do, you won't bother your mother." I thought about it carefully and said that's true.