1. Xiao Wang has loved painting since he was a child and is determined to become Qi Baishi. His father said that if you master paint shrimp, you can draw a turtle. Because the turtle eats shrimp, he can surpass the master in this way, and his father walked out of the study. Xiao

　　1. Xiao Wang has liked painting since he was a child and is determined to become Qi Baishi . His father said that the master paints shrimps, so you can draw a turtle. Because the turtle eats shrimp, he can surpass the master in this way, and his father walked out of the study. Xiao Wang suddenly thought: Just draw a spider, it can make webs, no matter how much shrimps or turtles are caught in one net, it will completely surpass all masters. So Xiao Ming painted a spider for a long time. His father walked into the study and looked at it for a long time. Finally, he couldn't help asking Xiao Wang: Do you draw a turtle and eight legs?

　　2. Wife: You promised me not to smoke, why did you smoke again?

Husband: Then you promised to give me pocket money yesterday, but you haven't given it to me yet.

　　Wife: Don’t you have private money? With private money, of course I can't agree to you.

Husband: OK, this is my private cigarette.

　　3. My husband sent my wife a red envelope starting from 520 yuan, and posted: I love you.

Later my wife gave her husband a red envelope of 5.20 yuan, and posted: I love you even more!

　　Husband: It is educated, terrible, spends little money, and can speak.

　　4. My mother always said "find a partner as soon as possible". She was so annoyed that she told her not to say anything else, and she agreed. Later it became: "When you are having a meal? It would be great if there was someone to accompany you to have a meal!" "If you are having someone to take a bath, it would be great if there was someone to accompany you to take a bath!" "When you are going to bed? It would be great if there was someone to accompany you to sleep!"

　　5. The holiday time in 2023 was announced! Feel the despair in advance! (This seems to be a civil servant, right?)

　　6.Black fish There are fewer bones!

　　7. It is really good to have money!

　　8. This is really cruel!

　　9. The happiest moment is when you see the salary receipt information that second

　　10. Using the way of others, you can also cure the person. Whoever offends me, who is

　　11.Durian: I didn't expect that one day I would become a suspect

　　12. Do you know "An Jiahe"?

　　13. Why does leopard print fur be placed on the bed of the golden leopard?

　　14. I don’t believe that any boy can make such expressions.

　　15. What is this help used for when buying smart toilet ?

　　16. This is no longer an ordinary straight man!

　　17. Miscellaneous brands, not worth it.

　　18. When I have enough fun, I will do my homework!

　　19. Has anyone really been kneeling on the laundry board?

　　20. The family must be neat!