1. Today, I went to the second-hand market to buy a bicycle. The boss said there was no spot stock and asked me to go with him. I thought he wanted to take me to the warehouse. As a result, the guy took me to the place where the bicycle was parked at the door of a supermarket and

1. Today, I went to the second-hand market to buy a bicycle. The boss said there was no spot stock and asked me to go with him. I thought he wanted to take me to the warehouse. As a result, the guy took me to the place where the bicycle was parked at the door of a supermarket and said, "Which movie do you like, I'll help you unlock the lock...

2. Yesterday, he was invited by his son's teacher. It turned out that he had a fight with a girl at his desk. When I got home, I taught him: "Boys must give in to the girl. If you go tomorrow, I'm sorry. "The next day I sent him to school. He apologized to the girl in front of me. Unexpectedly, the girl said, "I won't forgive you." At this time, my son said, "Bitch is just pretentious." "

3. My sister went on a blind date. After I got home, I asked what the result was. My sister said that the boy was too thin. I didn't feel it. The introducer insisted on eating together, but it was hard to refuse. I thought it would be better for the boy to look down on me first, so I ate five bowls of rice, and the wind ate the soup on the table. The next day, the boy brought his parents to propose marriage and said he liked a girl like my sister who could eat!

4. I took the elevator today and suddenly had a stomachache and wanted to fart. I felt embarrassed, so I endured it. This was a relatively obese person who walked in and had a full meal. I burped it through the sky. My eyes slanted, and I seized the opportunity. I agreed with the sudden sound that I had made a long-lost... Passenger: What the hell are you eating, burp is so smelly. I was secretly happy to see that this guy has a lot of expressions.

5. Five years ago, she had a girlfriend. Her father didn't like me and married her to another place. Today I suddenly met her father on the street. Although he hated him, he called Uncle and handed him a Chinese. Her father sniffed two cigarettes: I didn't expect your success today, I regret it! I calculated that you were a beggar for life, and I was afraid that my daughter would suffer, so I didn't let her follow you. But what I never expected was that now beggars would make money!

6. Mom: Son, there are so many good girls, why didn't you find one? Son: You don't know, the range of choices is too large, I can't choose it! Mom slapped directly: Nick: Ni Ma! Son; why did you hit me? Did I say it wrong? Mom: Then when you took the exam, there were only four options, the selection range was small, why can't you choose it?