1. What is the pain that can be touched? I just felt hungry and I still had a lump of meat when I touched it. 2. I really envy you ugly people. When you are heartbroken, you can at least say "Who makes me ugly" to comfort yourself. 3. Among the two reincarnation options, "beautif

1.What is the pain that can be touched? I just felt hungry and I still had a lump of meat when I touched it.

2. I really envy you ugly people. When you are heartbroken, you can at least say "Who makes me ugly" to comfort yourself.

3. Among the two reincarnation options, "beautiful poor" and "ugly rich rich people", most people decisively chose the option "ugly poor people".

4. One day, an energetic old lady got on the bus. A polite child stood up and gave way to the old lady. The old lady said, "Sit down, I'm still very young, you don't need to give up your seat for me!" After a while, the child stood up again. The old lady patted his shoulder and said, "It doesn't matter. You don't have to give up your seat for me. I'm not that old, I'm still young!" After two, three, and four times like this, the child cried! The child cried and said, "Old lady, my family has passed several stops, why don't you let me go home

5. Two fools were arguing at the moon in the sky, one said it was the moon, and the other said it was the sun. Just as they were arguing, a passerby happened to come, and the two fools asked him, "Is it the moon or the sun in the sky? "The passerby replied, "I am not from this village, I don't know much about it. "

6. Taking the elevator upstairs, he habitually pressed the switch with his hand, and suddenly he shook his whole body. When he saw the shell outside the rising button, he looked around and saw that only one child saw me. Fortunately, he was not embarrassed. He thought that since the electricity would not kill anyone, he stepped aside to watch the fun. After a while, someone came and he pulled the yangko out of his hand.

After laughing enough, he greeted the little boy: You were also electrocuted, right? Come, my sister took you upstairs. The little boy waved his hand: I was also a joke, that shell was broken by me.

, don't leave, don't you go...

7. When I was sleeping last night, my hand was not small My heart hit my husband's head, so I said: Have you met you? I'm sorry.

Husband: Yes.

Me: Why is your um full of disgust?

Husband: No.

Me: Just disgust. If you don't believe me, ask me a word, I'll tell you once, please compare it.

Husband: Have you eaten shit?

Me...

8. My wife is in charge of big and small things in the house. She said one, but my husband dare not say two. One day, my wife was abnormal and pretended to be a coquettish voice and asked, "Husband, do you love me?" ”

Husband replied: “Of course I love. "Wife continued to do her business with satisfaction after hearing this. After a few minutes, her wife couldn't help but run to ask her husband: "Are you afraid of hurting me just now? "

My husband said tremblingly: "No, I'm afraid you will hurt me. "

9. The caregivers of the mental hospital were playing in the yard with the patients, playing lively with the eagle catching the chicks. At this time, the dean was furious when he saw it: "It's just nonsense! What if all the patients fly away! "

10. I remember going to the next table in junior high school, the top student and class beauty. I kept chasing her with a stern face. Once, it finally caused her to explode. I stood up and shouted at me in front of the whole class: "If you can get into the top five in the class this time, I will promise you! Otherwise, don't bother me in the future! ! "The whole class was shocked by her voice. Later, I won the second place in the class in the exam and she was third. Many years later, I married the first place who gave me a cheat sheet

11.A: "Magpie, phoenix, and peacock who is suitable for being a waiter? ”

B: “I don’t know. ”

A: “The answer is peacock, because peacock will open a bottle! ”