1. On my wedding anniversary, my husband gave me a beautiful gold ring and said tenderly: "Because of two words, I bought you this gift." I said sweetly: "Are these two words 'love'?" My husband said: "No, it is 'reducing'." 2.

　　1. On my wedding anniversary, my husband gave me a beautiful gold ring and said tenderly: "Because of two words, I bought you this gift."

　　I said sweetly: "Are these two words 'love'?" The husband said: "No, it is 'reducing'."

　　2. A group of men were drinking, and some people had a sudden idea and made an appointment to send a text message to their wives and write "I love you" to see the reactions of women of all ages, but the results were very different!

　　The woman in her 20s replied, "I love you too!"

　　The woman in her 30s replied, "Have you drunk too much?"

　　The woman in her 40s replied, "Are you not sick?"

　　The woman in her 50s replied, "Did you send the wrong person? See how to deal with you when you come back!"

　　The woman in her 60s replied, "Is it so idle when I retire? Go exercise quickly!"

　　The woman in her 70s did not reply, and called her son directly: "Your dad may not have it." It's been a few days, hurry up and prepare for the funeral! "

　　The 80-year-old woman said to herself, "Oh, I must have forgotten to take Alzheimer's medicine today!"

　　3. "Brother, have you been traveling to Korea? Why are you bruised and swollen? "

　　"Because I don't have shopping"

　　"Ah! Being beaten by a black tour guide?"

　　"No, it was my wife's beating!"

　　4. Is it more uncomfortable to see people you hate every day, or is it more uncomfortable to not see people you like? It is the most uncomfortable to watch the person you like being rejected by the person you hate and silently persevere.

　　5. Old driver, right!

　　6. Let’s distinguish the shoes!

　　7. Bodhi Patriarch has many disciples, why didn’t I meet one of the Sun Wukong ?

　　8. Which company doesn’t want such talent?

　　9. How long has the longest love you have ever had?

　　10. How to choose this

　　11. How high are these three yellow ones?

　　12. What illegal behaviors did this small passenger car driver do?

　　13. The green mountains outside the mountain building, the next sentence

　　14. My mother was dressed very fashionable back then, and she was really popular. 15. Really!

　　16. Hahahahaha!

　　17. Let’s go together!

　　18.Anima must be a big brand, right!

　　19. Where can I have eight days off for the class?

　　20. Wait for someone!