If I open a Mixue Ice City in a township, how much is the investment in the early stage? "The netizen who has been chatting for a month has arrived, what should I do now?" I didn't dare to run away while drinking water.

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1. If I open an Mixue Bingcheng in a township, how much is the initial investment?

2. A Spanish woman registers the sun as a private property. People who have been basking in the sun must pay him

3. "A netizen who has been chatting for a month has found out. What should I do now?" She is drinking water. I dare not run

4. Do you want to know what the answer is?

5. Is this door to guard against thieves or something?

6. Although they are poor, they still have girlfriends!

7. Do you like eating chicken?

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9. My brother-in-law called my sister and my sister called me to vent her anger. What should I do?

10. God’s reply: If Jingtian is your girlfriend for a day, what would you let her do? I was laughed to death by the gods

11. Raising a bull, drinking fresh water

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13. I am so humorous, there must be many people who have a crush on me,

14. Why did the tiger choose the dazzling golden yellow instead of green?

15. Is this practicing calligraphy or do something that I can’t do?

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17. Fortunately, I have you, otherwise I would touch the concrete and put it on

18. Fathers, is the function of heating the rearview mirror really useful for rainy days? I want to add one, but it's raining too bad

19. Buy a hat and give it to him.

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21. How can an electric car run without electricity?

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