I just came home from school on the first day of kindergarten. My father asked me worry about how I was in school. I am a beauty-loving person. Before checking out, I went to the bathroom to make up. When I came out, others had already paid the bill and left. There was only a sle

I have had both high EQ and IQ since I was a child.

Just went home from school on the first day of kindergarten, and my father asked me worriedly how I was in school? Are you crying? I answered truthfully: Of course I didn’t cry! I made the beautiful teacher cry!

In class one time, the teacher asked: It takes one minute to cook one dumpling, how many minutes to cook ten dumplings? I answered: Ten minutes!

The teacher praised: Good, are you cooking dumplings one by one?

I was not convinced and asked the teacher: How many minutes will I eat one steamed bun for one minute? The teacher was proud: Do you think I am as smart as you? Of course it's ten minutes! I was happy: I can’t eat ten steamed buns in ten minutes!

The teacher is a black line...

When he grew up, he went to a company. He performed diligently at work and also paid attention to the relationship between colleagues. The first time I paid my salary, I excitedly sent an invitation to my colleagues: I will treat you tonight!

I am a beauty-loving person. I went to the bathroom to make up before checking out. When I came out, others had already paid the bill and left. There was only a sleepy clerk waiting for me...

A few months later, I found that the boss always criticized me! I understand that the boss must have used me wrongly, and he doesn’t understand my ability! If I know my abilities, it is not criticism, but I will definitely be fired!

In a blink of an eye, it has reached the age to talk about marriage. I have had a couple of kisses under the arrangement of my parents. The first one is fair and handsome, but a little fat; the second one is not fat, but a little uncomfortable; the third one is not taller; the fourth one is a little stuttering when I see me...

so many, I am worried, which one to choose, but the matchmaker told me: No one likes me!

So I decided to lose weight and have plastic surgery. I went to the hospital and just asked for a consultation. The young lady who was receiving the inquiry immediately exclaimed: Big business is coming...