1. I took my six-year-old niece to take the bus. A young man took the initiative to give up his seat to her. The young niece decisively rejected him, and then sat on the young man and asked, "Do you have a girlfriend?" The young man was stunned and said, "No!" The young niece gla

1. Taking the six-year-old niece on the bus, a young man took the initiative to give up his seat to her. The young niece decisively rejected him, and then sat on the young man and asked, "Do you have a girlfriend?" The young man was stunned and said, "No!" The young niece glanced at me and said, "Auntie, what do you think of him..." My face turned red in an instant... While pulling her down, she told her not to talk nonsense! I heard my niece hook the young man's chin with her fingers and said, "How is it! Do you mind waiting for me for ten years..."

2. After the exam, the teacher pointed at me and said, "xx, come up! I asked you, do you know the test questions and answers in advance?" I said in amazement, "I don't know." But I was wondering whether I was confused... Teacher: "Don't know? Then tell me, how did you perfectly avoid the correct answers of all multiple-choice questions?!" As he said, he threw a zero-point roll paper on my face...

3. When I was thirteen years old, in a bored night, I lay on the head of the bed and pointed a loneliness. As soon as I took two puffs, my dad pushed the door and came in. I used to send a message to my dad. My dad took it and pointed it, but no one said anything. The quiet time slowly passed between the father and son's fingers. My dad vomited a non-standard smoke ring and said lightly: "Hold on when you beat you up later, don't disturb your neighbors."

4. Accompany your colleagues to wear glasses happily. After arriving at the store, after , and so on, the waiter asked: What style do you want to match? Colleague said: Contact lenses. Service hilarious joke: Staff: Are you sure? Your eyes are so small, can you open them? It's better to have a payment framework.

5. Xiao Ming's mother was sick and was exhausted. She had been lying in bed for the whole afternoon and didn't make dinner. When Xiao Ming returned home from school, he saw his sick mother, and ran to the bed with a sympathy expression on his face and said to his mother, "Mom, I will help you to cook in the kitchen!" Mom was very moved, but when she heard the words "cooking in the kitchen", she fainted again.

6. There was a cunning businessman selling colored umbrellas on the roadside, and there was a banner behind him that "don't fade", which attracted many people to buy it. A week later, someone was angry and found the merchant and said, "Didn't you say you won't fade? Look at this umbrella, why did the color fall off? Return it to me quickly, I won't buy it." The merchant sent the man away with just one sentence. What did he say?