There are thousands of people in this world, and there are always some people who say amazing words, which amazed the four! One, the big good news: The second son of the Seven Wolves and the Little Princess of Xtep are together! Netizens: That’s great, a new brand is coming out.

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There are thousands of people in this world, and there are always some people who say amazing words, which amazed everyone! ! ! [Laughing and crying]

1, great news: The second son of the Seven Wolves and the little princess of Xtep are together!

Netizen: That's great, a new brand is coming out [covering your face]

2, how to prove that you are poor?

Netizen: This is a sad story!

3, I would like to ask friends present how to reject other people's confessions?

Netizen: Received, that's not easy, arrange it now!

4, please give me the jokes you have in the bottom of the box to make everyone happy! [Tears]

5, there are four people in the dormitory, why are you the only one who doesn't install a bed curtain? What is the cost of

? Isn’t it nice to have three bedrooms and one living room at a young age?

6, Oh, this wig is quite beautiful!

Netizen: That's right, it's quite scary !

7, why are scientists so persistent in calculating pi ? I'm a little curious about what happens in this world after calculating pi ⊙∀⊙?

Netizen: You are thinking too much! [A flash of inspiration]

8, what is your motivation for learning?

Netizen: Zhang Han said that first of all, I didn’t mess with any of you! [Cover your face]

9, netizens: Let me introduce to you, this is our pet in the south.

Please don’t be afraid. This is very, very fun. You will feel very good when you touch it. It’s as soft as cotton candy! [Laughing and crying]

10. There is a problem: the bridesmaid went to the wedding without bringing gifts, so she borrowed 2,000 yuan from the bride, and returned 2,000 yuan from the bride. The bride said it should be 4,000 yuan!

I looked at the comment area and fell into silence. They are also nine years of compulsory education. Why are some people so outstanding! [Like][I want to be quiet][I want to be quiet][I want to be quiet]

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As soon as I walked to the underground road south of our house, a fortune teller wearing sunglasses and in his fifties and sixties suddenly stood up, pulled my sleeves, looked at my face first, showing a shocked look, and then held my hand and looked at it for a long time, sudden - DayDayNews

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This is how she and every man who treats to dinner. Which city's regulations are this? God replied: The first time I went to my girlfriend's house, her mother brought me this. What does this mean? - DayDayNews

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1. "Love hype method" Facing love is like trading stocks: secret love - grasp the news side; pursuit - buy quickly; passionate love - increase investment into the market; bitter love - control capital; love at first sight - follow the trend; find a disagreement - throw it out imm - DayDayNews

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1. When I reach my age, I will sing in your ears, like your body, and give you a bag, only mosquitoes are left. 2. When I get up, I read Weibo and find that the wifi is gone at home. . . I quickly ran to the living room to see what happened, but my dad pulled out the router power - DayDayNews

1. When I reach my age, I will sing in your ears, like your body, and give you a bag, only mosquitoes are left. 2. When I get up, I read Weibo and find that the wifi is gone at home. . . I quickly ran to the living room to see what happened, but my dad pulled out the router power

At my age, I like your body and I will give you a bag, but only mosquitoes are left

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1.What is a sense of security? It is when you meet your colleague on the road that you are almost late, but he runs slower than you. 2. You must have backbone in life. If you are not in good health, then exercise. If you don’t understand, ask, learn, and if you don’t want to do i - DayDayNews

1.What is a sense of security? It is when you meet your colleague on the road that you are almost late, but he runs slower than you. 2. You must have backbone in life. If you are not in good health, then exercise. If you don’t understand, ask, learn, and if you don’t want to do i

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There are thousands of people in this world, and there are always some people who say amazing words, which amazed the four! One, the big good news: The second son of the Seven Wolves and the Little Princess of Xtep are together! Netizens: That’s great, a new brand is coming out.

What is the longest path you have walked? Answer: Of course, it is the mysterious brain circuit of netizens

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God replied: Nowadays, people will get vaccinated when they are bitten by dogs. What will happen if people are bitten by dogs in ancient times?

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Today we must fight until dawn, and no one can leave if we don’t admit defeat. I am I want to post, this is longan. How can we see it if you don’t post it on Moments? When naming your child, you must name it a little simpler. Don’t ask why, the child will thank you. - DayDayNews

Today we must fight until dawn, and no one can leave if we don’t admit defeat. I am I want to post, this is longan. How can we see it if you don’t post it on Moments? When naming your child, you must name it a little simpler. Don’t ask why, the child will thank you.

I'm so laughing! My mother was afraid that I would buy the wrong vegetables, so she asked me to bring it with me. Netizen: It's indeed my mother

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