A classic young female joke. I know a young female. I like to read her ex-boyfriend’s Weibo if I have nothing to do. The masses thought that her old love was unforgettable, but once she put down her phone and breathed a sigh of relief...

1. Classic young female joke . I know a young female. I like to read her ex-boyfriend’s Weibo if I have nothing to do. The masses thought that her old love was unforgettable, but once she put down her phone and breathed a sigh of relief... "I haven't seen this stupid x Weibo 's 'send from the Android client', I knew that this guy hadn't used Apple yet. I felt relieved when I saw that he was not doing well! "Absolutely true~·~

2. Search and follow Tiantianyixiaoxiao.com to see more jokes. The real person with fairy style and Taoist gang is telling his disciples about a life-and-death battle he experienced in the martial arts dispute that year, "… …At the critical moment, I was a catfish and avoided the life-seeking strike..." The disciple interrupted: "Master, isn't it carp ?" The real person stroked his fairy beard with his hands and said slowly: "Catfish should be more vivid."

3. Embarrassing things and falling in love. Funny jokes . Love is actually about talking, falling in love, and love. I love you as deep as my skin, and I miss you as long as lightning! Don’t be nervous if you have a little bit of fat, Yang Guifei is still fascinated by Tang Minghuang ! If love is about to suffocate, it will require marriage. This oxygen bottle .

4." One day, my wife said to me in a bad mood: "Husband, do you want two wives?" "I asked in surprise: "Do you want to hear the truth?" "Wife: "Say. "I think! "Wife, "Well, that's great. Let me tell you the good news. I weighed it today, which was exactly twice as much as I did when I first got married! "

5. A man and a woman who fall in love at first sight is a pack of fast food noodles. It does not require good seasonings, nor does it take to simmer and cook. It only requires a little light boiling water to soak delicious love. Charm is a matter of opinion, but it cannot compete with posture and knowledge! Men are consumables, friends are necessities, and boyfriends are consumables.

6." I know a foreign couple. They have chosen their own Chinese name. The man is Sima Dang and the woman is Huomai. They said that the inspiration for naming was from Chinese idioms, and I thought about it for a long time before I realized which idiom it was. . . "

7 In the evening, in the woods of the school, a fresh-entered school girl sat on a bench and felt sad. I walked over and asked softly: "Haha, do you want to be admitted to the postgraduate school? "The school girl seemed to hear the meaning of the words, got up and ran away, shouting for help while running. I looked at her back running away, laughed, waved her hand to greet her girlfriend not far away, and sat down happily.

8. There is a state of love called: meet never and never leave. People's appearance is divided into two categories: one is born with beauty; the other is born with inspiration. A gentle girl is father's caring little cotton jacket, and a tomboy is father's body armor!