1. I took the school bus home in the sixth grade of junior high school. Boarders also came home on Friday, so there were a lot of people. I happened to eat spicy strips, and suddenly the car stopped suddenly, and the people behind me pressed directly on me. I pressed forward, and

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The sixth grade of junior high school took the school bus home. The boarding students also went home on Friday, so there were a lot of people. I happened to eat spicy strips, and suddenly the car stopped suddenly, and the people behind me pressed directly on me. I pressed forward, and a little brother was hitting the king and facing me, and I kissed him with a squeak, kissing him on the face. I wanted to pretend that nothing happened, but the eyes of the whole car gathered on his face with spicy strips.

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When I went home with my friend at night, I saw a person similar to my classmate and asked, "Who is that?" I looked closer and said, "It seems to be a person!"

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, holding a large stack of notebooks, from the second floor to the fourth floor of the teacher's office, to the third and a half floor, I directly mixed it and lay on the ground. The notebook scattered all over the floor, and the male god just happened to go down the stairs. When he saw me, he wanted to greet me politely, "Do you want me to help you?" I said, "Yes! Hurry up, help me pick it up, the teacher is in a hurry to do homework." Then he said, "I'm in a hurry to go to the bathroom, what should I do!" I said, "I'm rushing to go to the bathroom, don't need you to help."

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. The day before yesterday, I was wearing a smaller skirt, and then, during class, the zipper was tense for some reason. I thought it was nothing, but the boy sitting behind me saw it and told me, Tang Tang, your zipper was tense.

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A boy in junior high school who had a good time playing was 1.8 meters tall, and I was 1.6 meters tall, and I was the kind of person who needed to look up at him. He always played and quarreled after class. Once he pulled my hair from behind, I was very angry, turned my head and stared at him fiercely, and then looked at him for a few seconds. I actually yelled at him, it was the kind of barking, you know. Don't ask me why, I haven't figured it out yet.

1. I took the school bus home in the sixth grade of junior high school. Boarders also came home on Friday, so there were a lot of people. I happened to eat spicy strips, and suddenly the car stopped suddenly, and the people behind me pressed directly on me. I pressed forward, and - DayDayNews

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On the first day of school, I saw a boy sweeping the floor at the door of the classroom, and then looked at his handsome back, and then unconsciously took a few photos. When the two boys behind him saw it, they told the boy that I took photos of him secretly.

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A middle school morning exercise was running once. Everyone was very tired after running. After the run, the director gave a lecture and said to us: Everyone is like the rising sun in the morning. You should be full of vitality, don’t be dead, you should take more fresh air in the morning. Everyone should take a deep breath with me. At this time, I suddenly couldn’t help but let out a loud fart, and the director’s face turned green.

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When I was a child in the countryside, I swim in a river. The water was not deep, and I was not very good at swimming at that time. After drinking a few sips of water, I kept grabbing a boy's pants next to me. I still remember when I got up, the boy looked at me with his pants with resentful eyes.

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suddenly remembered, remembering it was in the second year of junior high school. The teacher dragged the classroom, and the toilet was still far away. He couldn't hold his urine, so he urinated his pants and pulled his shirt down hard. After class, he was so anxious that he took a water cup to drink water, and deliberately sprinkled it on his body, saying, "It's over, it's all sprinkled, and I've sprinkled it all on my clothes."

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When I was just in my first year of high school, I went back to the bathroom with my female classmate after class and walked to the stairs. She hugged the boy next to me very naturally, and then talked. When she turned around and saw me, I felt a little convinced that she doubted life, and then kept apologizing and we walked in front. The man followed behind and finally found out that, wow, it was from the next class!

1. I took the school bus home in the sixth grade of junior high school. Boarders also came home on Friday, so there were a lot of people. I happened to eat spicy strips, and suddenly the car stopped suddenly, and the people behind me pressed directly on me. I pressed forward, and - DayDayNews

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, 4th grade, very naughty, at noon, I called a few friends behind the old school toilet. The septic tank was very long, and the men and women's toilets were opposite. There was a long septic tank pit in the middle with sleeping sleepers on it. At that time, I encouraged a friend to jump up. When I jumped back, I stepped on the empty space and fell into the septic tank pit. I immediately called the teacher and took it out. The teacher washed him for an afternoon, and it still smelled when he walked into the classroom.

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When I was in junior high school, my shoelaces were opened, and the teacher didn’t let the department (in class). I forgot when I was away from school, and my shoelaces were opened and I left the campus. The main reason was that I forgot what I remembered that I was very happy, and I still jumped out along the way.

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When I was in junior high school, two boys in the front row saw the sanitary napkins falling out of my desk pocket and joked that I was dying until I graduated. One of them, I liked him.

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went running after dinner, but fell into the mud and became a mud person. The whole class laughed at me. After taking a shower, I went there for some reason. The evening self-study teacher looked blind.

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Junior high school sang Coral Song in front of the whole class. There were always flowing water in front of it, high and exciting, and everyone was intoxicated by it. Unexpectedly, the spring breeze lost its hooves and the high notes did not rise. The whole class let out a roaring laughter from the diesel engine. My reputation for life was destroyed here.

1. I took the school bus home in the sixth grade of junior high school. Boarders also came home on Friday, so there were a lot of people. I happened to eat spicy strips, and suddenly the car stopped suddenly, and the people behind me pressed directly on me. I pressed forward, and - DayDayNews

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