Search and follow Tiantianyixiaoxiao.com to see more jokes, "I had a hard meal in a five-star hotel in the evening. At the checkout, I said I didn't bring any money. My girlfriend was funny and joked, after dinner.

1. Hilarious young woman’s classic funny joke, On the bus, a man asked the beautiful young woman beside him without saying a word: Where did you buy this pair of shoes? I also want to buy a pair for my wife. The young woman told him coldly: You'd better not buy it. Once you put it on, there will be an inappropriate man talking to her without any words.

2. Search and follow Tiantianyixiaoxiao.com to see more jokes, "I had a hard meal in a five-star hotel in the evening. At the checkout, I said I didn't bring any money. The manager called the security guard to threaten me and asked me to be a waiter in the hotel to pay back the money. I asked the manager: "Why don't you want me to apply for the job just now? ”"

3. The embarrassing girlfriend made a joke, after dinner. My girlfriend and I didn't want to wash the dishes, and then she said, "Guess the coins! If you win, I'll go wash it." She beat her and said, "How many years have it." Boy: "According to experts, 80% of girls are all there when taking a bath. 20% of girls can sing when taking a bath. Do you know what songs they sing?" Girl: "I don't know." Boy: "It turns out you are 80% too."

4. Today I went to the airport to take a plane, changed to boarding pass and waited in the waiting room. I was bored, so I brought my headphones and played with Doudizhu on my phone. I was very lucky, and I touched two bombs in the first place. The previous one played the cards and the plane. I was excited and shouted, I'll blow your plane! Hello, hey, security check brother, why are you pulling me?

5." The school held a tug-of-war competition, and the teacher told me to participate. I said: I am so weak, no. The teacher said: How can I do it? Whenever there is an exam, you can drag the whole class alone."

6. Several years later, when I was covered in silver hair and sat on a rocking chair and watched the sunset, the little grandson next to me asked me: "Grandpa, what have you done in my life? Is there such a big big thing? "I gently stroked the child's head, looked ahead, and said firmly: "In June 2022, my grandfather was protecting the country in the battle against the financial defense of overseas anti-China forces.

7. Taking my son to the supermarket, my son saw a Transformer suit and cried and wanted to buy it, but I didn't allow it. My son shouted: "If you don't buy it, I will tell my mother that you kissed other aunts in the mall. "I laughed at that time. It's nothing, my wife won't believe it. Then my son killed me in an instant: "You said that my mother believes in me, a 4-year-old good child. Or do you believe in you, an old man in business? "

8. Special words for men's marriage: Tadpole looks for mother! I quarreled with my girlfriend. During the cold war, I wanted to ease up, so I said to her: Baby, I was wrong, but you also have something wrong. The old saying goes, a slap can't slap... Slap, my girlfriend gave me a big mouth and asked: Can a slap be slap? Can a slap be slap?