1. An old classmate whom I haven’t seen for many years is coming. Lao Qin said, “I love to eat river fish.” The next day, after breakfast, Lao Qin took the fishing rod to fish by the river. When he came back in the evening, his wife saw that Lao Qin had empty hands and asked, “Ol

1, The old classmate whom I haven't seen for many years is coming. Lao Qin said, "My old classmate loves to eat river fish..."

The next day, after breakfast, Lao Qin took the fishing rod to the river to fish. When he came back in the evening, his wife saw that Lao Qin had empty hands and asked, "Old man, where are the fish you caught?"

Lao Qin slapped his head: "Oh! I forgot if you didn't say it, my fishing rod fell in the mahjong hall."

2, A: "The goddess was there just now, but I didn't dare to confess to her. Now I think about it, I feel so sorry, I am so cowardly."

B: "Haha, I think so too."

A: "You think it's a pity, right?"

B: "No, I mean, I think you are also cowardly!"

3, Mom: Son, have you caught a cold?

Son: No, I am in great health, what's wrong?

Mom: When I was cleaning your room, I saw a lot of runny tissues on it. What's going on?

Son: Uh, I forgot, I just caught a cold. . .

4, Xiao Li went to the bar to have a drink on the second day of her wedding.

Colleague Lao Wang asked: "Isn't the new wife very beautiful? What's wrong with you?"

Xiao Li cried and said: "Beautiful is pretty, but he is better at playing than me. The key is that he is confused when he wakes up in the morning and has to look at my hand...."

5. Just now walking the dog downstairs and saw a few children playing house.

can't help but sigh that the ancient games have been passed down, and the children have not changed much now.

Then I heard a boy say, "I have been playing for a long time. When will I cheat? I can't wait!"

6, "Mom, I still have to buy a piece of snow cake !" The son said coquettishly to his mother.

Mom obviously didn't want to. She looked at the dad who was walking over and said, "If you ask your dad to learn to bark by puppy, I will buy it for you."

The son ran to his father, pulled his dad's trouser legs and asked, "How do you pronounce the two identical words on this dad?"

Dad carefully held his glasses and replied with a smile: "Wangwang!"

"Mom, you heard it!" The son turned his head and said happily.

Mom smiled treacherously and said to her son: You can even cheat your father, you are really promising. . .