1. Dad: "Son, how have you performed in school recently?" Son: "You performed very well. I have been blindly following the trend recently in school, so I won't follow the trend!" Dad: "Very good, what trend has been popular in your school recently?" Son: "Study!" 2. "You are real

1.Dad: "Son, how have you performed in school recently?"

Son: "It's very good, I've followed the trend recently in school, so I won't follow the trend!"

Dad: "Very well, what's the trend in your school recently?"

Son: "Study!"

Son: "Study!" l2

2. "You are really a nostalgic person. After breaking up for so long, you even use his avatar as your mobile phone background."

"Because my sliding lock icon is a knife."

3. I met my ex-girlfriend and said politely: "You have changed a lot now."

She smiled and said: It's not a good thing, leaving the scum is radiant.

4. In fact, most of the salary can also be called performance fees.

5. The human body is a hair printer. Some people will lose ink as they grow older and print out gray hair. And some people are amazing, they are short of paper.

6. Falling in love is actually talking, falling in love, and love.

7. I think friends can’t ask too much. If I have difficulties one day, I just hope that my friends will make money, and let those who don’t have money make money, so as to make room for rich friends!

8. In addition to being sentimental, you also smash your face with your mobile phone in the middle of the night.

9. The old grandmother of the century-old birthday: I drink beer to help digestion. If I have a bad appetite, I will drink white wine. When I have a low blood pressure, I drink some red wine. If my blood pressure is too high, I will drink some whiskey . When I have a cold, I will drink distilled liquor .

Reporter: Old grandma, don’t you drink water?

Old grandma: I haven’t been as serious as I am.

10. Your favorite person is a great hero. One day he will come to pick you up on two boats.

11. Young people, life is long but there are many. You have to persevere and keep going, and one day you will succeed.

If you encounter a red light, you will take a detour and there is always an intersection suitable for you. If every intersection has a red light, it is a red light area, and you can enjoy it.

12. Is it possible that the reason why ghosts want to kill you is just because they want to be friends with you? Have you ever thought about this? No, you just think about yourself.

13. I accidentally transferred a short video for a beautiful colleague that was not suitable for children. When I was panic, I suddenly became aware of my mind!

silently sent it to all colleagues so that they thought my account was just stolen.

14.A: What are the lyrics of popular science? For example, there are 365 sunrises a year.

B: Pig, your nose has two holes.

15. When someone asks "Why are you not sleeping so late yet?", you can answer extremely coolly, "People who haven't sleep yet are not qualified to ask me this question."

16. Don't always complain about your mobile phone card. If you face your face for several hours every day, won't you commit suicide? !

17. If the incense that has been burned for a year can meet you, the incense that has been burned for three years can meet you, and the incense that has been burned for ten years can cherish you. Therefore, for my happiness in the next life, I am willing to convert to Christ!

18. If you have money around you, then why does the armored car escort still carry a gun? It's really inexplicable.

19. In the past, doctors would happily say to pregnant women: "Congratulations on being pregnant"

Now doctors would say: "You are pregnant, do you want the child or not!"

This is the change of the times!

20. The math teacher took out a protractor in class, and the scale was astonishing!