1. Hilarious classic foreign language jokes. At the entrance of the Foreign Language College, I was holding a cart of oranges and selling them, writing 3 yuan per pound. A girl with big breasts came over and asked, can it be cheaper? I said yes, 10 yuan and 3 pounds, no purchase

1. Hilarious classic foreign language funny jokes. At the door of Foreign Language College , I pulled a cart of oranges to sell, writing 3 yuan per pound. A girl with big breasts came over and asked, can it be cheaper? I said yes, 10 yuan and 3 pounds, no purchase limit! The girl turned around and said to a large group of classmates, come and buy it, it’s 10 yuan and 3 pounds, so cheap! Hulala surrounded a large group of people and sold out at once... I~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

2. Search and follow Tiantianyixiaoxiao.com to see more jokes, Chang'e stole Houyi's medicine and flew to the moon. Houyi looked at Chang'e's figure on the moon every day, and became evil to the side of his courage. So he made a round cake as round as the moon every day, drew Chang'e's figure on the cake, and ate it with hatred. Do you think this is talking about the origin of the moon cake? Wrong, this is the earliest "drawing circles and cursing you" in human history...

3. A funny and classic joke about dreaming about embarrassing things. I dreamed last night and traveled to ancient times. A group of heroes from the world came to my family, saying that I would join them to explore the world and be a hero! Not long after leaving the house, I clasped my fists and said to the boss respectfully: "Brother, I forgot to bring my phone charger..."

4. I just got my driver's license some time ago and I'm not very skilled in driving. A few days ago, I drove to deliver goods to customers, but I ran into a young man while on the road. I was frightened at that time, and quickly got out of the car and asked: Young man, are you okay? I'm so sorry, it's all my fault. Who knew that the young man said helplessly: Brother, it’s not your fault. In fact, I saw you three hundred meters away, but I didn’t have time to jump out of the river.

5. A man applied for a job and the female manager asked him what his specialties were. The man said, "The specialties of the lower body" The female manager: hooligan, vulgar... The man said angrily: Who is hooligan, who is vulgar, I said, what's wrong with my legs...

6. Spending the night at my girlfriend's house, my girlfriend's house is only one bedroom, and we are not married yet, I told her that you will sleep on the bed and I will hit the floor tonight. After hearing this, my girlfriend held my hand tightly and looked at me affectionately and said: As a man, it's good that you don't smoke or drink. If you are not lustful, then what's the point of being a human being? I was petrified at that time!

7. Today a girl asked me, what is the opposite of a mistake? I thought for a while and said: Fall. The girl actually agreed and left. After rejecting a man's proposal, a beautiful girl comforted him and said, "But, my dear, you don't have to be too sad. I will always appreciate your good eyes."

8. When chatting with the goddess, I said a lot, but her reaction was quite cold, either "hehe" or "oh". I asked if you could say something else, but she left a sentence like "I'll take a shower" and ignored me. It seems that my life as a destined to be lonely for the rest of my life cannot be changed. So I resolutely chose to leave and left her alone in the hotel.