When you meet someone you like, you will boldly chase after it. What are you afraid of if you can’t catch it? The key is to participate. The forest is so big that I can't find a tree that can be hung. When you said you loved me, you were like an agent who deceived me into enterin

When you meet someone you like, you will boldly chase after it. What are you afraid of if you can’t catch it? The key is to participate.

The forest is so big, I can't find a tree that can be hung.

When you said you loved me, you were very much like an agent scammering me into the factory.

The weather is hot, and friends who want to play with water can come to my house to wash dishes.

hasn't posted on Moments for several days. How about it? Do you like me, a taciturn girl?

I dare not clean the room too clean, for fear that it would be too clean, and the only garbage in the room was left.

If I were young and promising and did not feel inferior, I would have a lot of people.

When I was a child, I wanted to comb my hair into an adult's appearance, but when I grew up, I realized that adults actually had no hair.

After a meal, I walked and ate ninety-nine times.

Everyone says that men have gold under their knees, and I almost rubbed my skin off, and I didn’t even find a piece of iron!

What is the generation gap? It’s just that you put on a new piece of clothing and said to your mother, Mom, do you have a style? My mother took a look and said, Yes, I will serve it myself in the pot.

It is no exaggeration to say that if you fight with me, within five seconds, you have to kneel on the ground, pinch my people, begging me not to die.

quarreled with my girlfriend for more than an hour, and in the end I won freedom.

The most tragic experience in the final exam is that the content you have worked hard to memorize in the end became the question.

Hello everyone, this is the WeChat I just bought. What kind of person is the previous account owner?

Some people really have no bottom line. They even have to copy comments on WeChat Moments. Can't you laugh?

Happiness is a day, and unhappiness is a day, and it is a day, which adds up to two days.

Data Era is amazing last second, after calling "I laughed to death" on WeChat, the next second I opened Taobao and recommended the coffin to me.

This year's income is quite optimistic, and there is still a hammer left after all expenses.

I am an antenna baby, you don’t have an antenna, so we can’t communicate.

Playing games in an Internet cafe, the cleaning lady came to me, "This water bottle ..." I said, "No, you can take it away." The cleaning lady continued, "No, you are pretty good at your level..."

No need to have many boyfriends, just have three or five sincere ones.

talks about health care with the breakfast shop owner downstairs. He asked: Do you know what the impact of not eating breakfast for a long time? I said I didn't know that he said: It affects our business.

Sisters are more confident, don’t say you are fat at all times. Look at which man will tell you that you are short when you meet.

Someone asked me why I wasn't sleeping yet. I was shocked. I am the security guard. Can I sleep? Who will care about the safety of this circle of friends after I sleep.

On the evening, I saw many takeaway workers running around the streets. I thought it was very inspiring. Since so many people were still eating, why didn’t I eat it?

Hello everyone, I am Wu Yifan’s sister, and I’m prone to annoyance.

Night gave me a pair of black eyes, but you used it to roll your eyes.

There is no banquet that will last forever in the world, but if you treat me, I can eat more with you.

Since I got mentally ill, I have become much more energetic.

If I guess correctly, everyone who sees this sentence will keep their eyes open.

Failure is the mother of success, and those who succeed from the beginning are orphans.

Don’t close your eyes when sleeping, and don’t have to open your eyes the next day, which is very convenient.

Who says men don’t pay attention to details? If you slow down your skills for one second when you fight the team, he will notice it.

If nothing unexpected happens, the insurance will be in vain.