The old couple went to take photos, and the photographer asked: "Uncle, do you want side light, backlight, or full light? Wife's quote: You are allowed to get drunk and hook your sister, but you must return to the team at night. If you dare to hurt my heart and my lungs, I will d

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1. The old couple went to take photos. The photographer asked, "Uncle, do you want side light, backlight, or full light?" The old man said shyly: "I don't care. Can you leave a pair of shorts for your aunt?"

2. Wife Quotes: You are allowed to get drunk and you are allowed to hook up girls, but you must return to the team for me at night. If you dare to hurt my heart and my lungs, I will definitely crippled your third leg and let your birds sleep forever.

3. Two dumplings got married. After seeing off the guests, the groom returned to the bedroom and found a meatball lying on the bed! The groom was shocked and asked where the bride was? The meatball shyly said: Annoying, you don’t know someone after taking off your clothes!

4. Two old couple had a sudden idea when they were having supper one day: Naked meal! Looking for a look The feeling of the past! After taking off the naked, the old woman said: I still have reactions! My breasts are still as hot as when I was young! The old man glanced at me and said: It's drooping into the soup!

5. Four rats brag: A: I eat rat poison as candy every day; B: I don't step on mice and get itchy when I'm not stepping on mice and pinching my feet; C: I just don't feel at ease on the street a few times a day; D: It's getting late, so I'll go home and pick up the cat.

6. Today, the Chinese teacher gave us a lecture. The teacher said to us with chalk: Students, we can actually use chalk to describe people! People who are selfless are chalk, people who are upright are pens, and people with traditional thoughts are brushes! At this time, the second brother suddenly asked: Then, what pen do you think I am? The teacher also said kindly: Yes, you are "what pen", it is rare that you have such self-knowledge!

7. One day, I had a sudden idea and said to my girlfriend: Baby, let's make the whole process of love into a micro-movie. When we get old, we can still recall our youthful passion! My girlfriend said disdainfully: Forget it, others can still be considered micro-movie after shooting, and yours can be considered animated pictures at most! I...

8. Today I went to a small audio and video store with my second brother. The second brother asked the shop owner in a low voice: Boss, is there any such movie? It's best to be uncensored, you know! The boss nodded understandingly and secretly stuffed a few discs to the second brother. The second brother happily paid the money back. When I came back, my second brother started to scold the boss for being a human being. I went over and laughed when I saw it. The boss was really right. It was indeed from 年地卡 . "A Chinese Ghost Story"...

9. My husband tried to say to my wife with courage, "Wife, let's reassign the housework!" My wife narrowed her eyes and said, "What do you want to divide it?" My husband said, "The housework is divided and the housework." It goes without saying that what is talking is command, and what is doing is actually doing. My wife said, "Well, which one do you choose?" My husband said, "As the saying goes, a gentleman does not act, of course I choose to speak!" My wife said without hesitation, "Okay!" My husband said, "Take it seriously? Are you responsible for doing it in the future?" My wife said, "Yes! I will command you in the future, and you will finish the housework for me with your mouth in your mouth, otherwise I will correct it!!" My husband said, "I looked at the car online today and found that no car is suitable for me." C: "What kind of car do you want?" A: "You can afford to buy the money you grab on WeChat red envelopes..."