1. I came back from a business trip to deliver breakfast to my wife. The door opened as soon as I arrived at the house. My wife and three men walked out: "Let's go slowly, come again next time." She found me at the door and quickly explained: "Honey, don't get me wrong. We played

1, came back from a business trip to deliver breakfast to my wife. The door opened as soon as I arrived at the house. My wife and three men walked out: "Let's go slowly, come again next time." She found me at the door and quickly explained: "Honey, don't get me wrong. We played mahjong all night for four of us all night. I was lucky and won two thousand!" I was very happy: "I won again. My wife is so amazing. She won 10,000 the night before yesterday, and she won 60,000 this month. It's great!"

2, accompanied my seven-year-old nephew to watch TV, and there was a person who was in it and his age was broadcast. The visiting children were good at singing and dancing, and immediately educated them: "Look at others, look at you, and you only know how to watch Pleasant Goat every day, bears appear!" He looked at me and asked back, "Uncle! Then what would you do when you were so old? What are you doing?" Just as he was about to brag, the mother next to him said, "Your uncle was practicing Toad Technique every day at that time!"

3, I taught my nephew to do math problems. After teaching for a long time, my nephew still knew nothing. I have never given up and found a few math problems of the same type, which inspired my nephew: "These questions all have one similarity. If you look carefully, find the same points and give you a rest!" My nephew looked at it for a long time and suddenly realized: "Oh, I don't know this same point."

4, Dad said: Daughter, your mother has cooked too badly recently. Tell her and let her improve it~ I am a little confused: Why don't you tell him? My dad had a bitter face: I said it was useless. If your mom doesn’t listen to me, it’s better for you to speak to your daughter! My dad was praised by me, and I went to ask my mom to give me some advice. After hearing this, my mom shook her face: It’s so unpalatable, you can cook from tomorrow! ~Hey? It seems that something is wrong...

5, , one day the school-wide student meeting. The class teacher wanted the sports committee member to count whether the girls in the class came. He said to the sports committee member, "Go and clear the girls in the class." The sports committee member was flattered and asked in a low voice, "Dear first... which one should I kiss?" The teacher thought for a while and said, "Of course it is according to the student number!"

6. I drank too much last night and scratched my feet when I was sleeping. It was my wife who scratched me when I woke up in the morning. My wife said no, I said it was just you scratched it, it was just you scratched it! My wife was anxious and grabbed my leg hard, with five blood marks! Then I said, "I scratched, what do you want?" I said, "I don't want anything, I think it looks pretty!"