1. Hilarious classic embarrassing things and funny jokes. I remembered when I was practicing driving. Every time I pulled over, I always parked the car in a crooked way. Every time the coach scolded me, I scolded me. The more scolded I became, the more nervous I stopped the car a

1. Hilarious classic embarrassing things and funny jokes. I remembered when I was practicing driving. Every time I pulled over, I always parked the car in a crooked way. Every time the coach scolded me, he scolded me. The more scolded I became, the more nervous I stopped the car and turned my head to look at the coach. The coach didn't say a word, but also looked at me. I asked timidly, "I parked the car again, right?" The coach said angrily, "How can it be? It's his mother's road that was crooked!"

2. Search and follow Tiantianyixiaoxiao.com to see more jokes, serious matters! The other grades were good, but the physics was poor. The head teacher transferred the physics representative next to me to be a deskmate. After a semester, our physics grades were surprisingly similar! She is the last one and I am the last one!

3. The embarrassing cousin made a joke. Since my cousin had a mother, it hurt every month. Every time her mother would give her a small sip of white wine and say it was a pain relief. OK, so many years have passed, and the dysmenorrhea has not been cured, so the alcohol tolerance has increased. Every morning when a woman opens the wardrobe and picks clothes, it’s like an emperor choosing a concubine. As she chooses, she feels that she should take a concubine again.

4. A beautiful lady got on the bus. An old man next to her left the seat and stood there. She took out a tissue and wiped it hard on the seat. She wiped more than a dozen pieces of paper. Finally, she sat down. She farted when she sat down. Everyone in the bus frowned! A man next to her couldn't see it anymore and said, "Miss, I really love to clean it. After wiping it for so long, I still blew on it."

5. On the way, the girl acted coquettishly and asked the boy to carry her, and the boy started carrying her with great difficulty. "I'm not very heavy either, why do you have to carry so much effort?" "Because to me, you are the whole world..." The girl smiled like a flower, and the boy had to swallow the four words "the heaviest person" just to the mouth...

6. Today I asked your friend, female, what kind of boyfriend do you want to find, she said, find someone to play the piano. I asked her why, and she said, her fingers are long. I smiled. Actually, I didn’t dare to say something. You can consider those who say crosstalk, their tongues are turning quickly.

7. In the quiet office, the leader suddenly farted. I saw the opportunity to show up, so I stood up in order not to embarrass my leader: "I'm sorry, the leader, I ate too many soybeans in the morning." The leader smiled slightly and said, "You don't have to go to work tomorrow. Why are you pretending to be a B if you're fine? There are only two of us in this office."

8. A classmate mistakenly joined a pyramid scheme organization and was released in less than half a month. When you come back, everyone asks him what's going on? He said embarrassedly: The head inside said only one sentence at the end: No matter how powerful a person is, he cannot change your pig's head through brainwashing...