1. Broken glass tastes like human blood. What is the principle? I'll explain it to you. The reason is that when glass is made, it is made of iron, and human red blood cells also contain iron, so the taste is a bit similar. If you don’t believe it, you can verify it yourself. 2. S

1. Broken glass tastes like human blood. What is the principle? I'll explain it to you. The reason is that when glass is made, it is made of iron, and human red blood cells also contain iron, so the taste is a bit similar. If you don’t believe it, you can verify it yourself.

2. Share a tip for saving money. In order to prevent me from spending money randomly this month, I spent all my money early.

3. In the past, people went to the temple to pray for fortune-telling, but now they are looking for posts on Weibo and Moments to go around. They are really not taking superstition seriously.

4. The wireless mouse I bought online today has finally arrived. I am excited to show it to my mother.

My mother said happier than me: Wireless is better. If you play games in the future, I will take your mouse away! ! !

5. Christians: "If you don't come up with some evidence first, I will never believe evolution theory !"

evolution theory expert: "When do you believe things start to need evidence?"

6. As a prepared person, you should think about what to eat tomorrow!

7. The comb said to the mirror: "You are so nice. You don't have to do anything every day, it's not like I'm very tired every day."

Mirror said: "You don't know my hardship. When the hostess takes off her makeup every night, I pray that the time will pass quickly."

8. Humans are really strange animals. They push all the broken things they don't want to face until tomorrow, but they still comfort themselves and sing that tomorrow will be better.

9. There was nothing wrong in the army one day, and the three brothers Liu, Guan and Zhang chatted in big tents.

Guan Yu said: "Brother, third brother, I feel that we are similar to those in Journey to the West.

My face is red like Wukong, and my third brother's face is like Shaseng ."

Liu Bei touched his ear and cursed: Get out of here! !

10. Contemporary Chinese poetry mainly uses two rhetorical techniques, one is called carriage return and the other is called space.

11. In my twenties, I always try to run the latest games on old computers; when I was in my thirties, I always try to run the old games on new computers with strong performance.

12. Ctrl+Alt+Del on the computer is equivalent to saying to the computer "Call your manager here."

13. Passing by the fruit stall, I bought some fruits, and after weighing it, I found that I only had two dollars on my body. I wanted to find a crack in the ground to get in. The old man with white hair and a thick dialect was very calm: "WeChat and Alipay are both OK."

14. When you don't know how to choose, throw the coin, and when you throw it once and want to throw it a second time, you will know the answer.

15. On Sunday I went to my classmate’s house for a day. At 5 pm, my classmate’s parents came home. After cooking, I smelled the fragrance from a distance. My classmate’s mother came out of the kitchen and asked me, “Are you hungry after playing for a day?”

I said, “It’s a bit.”

The classmate’s mother said, “If you’re hungry, go home and have dinner.”

16. I may be a relative who is “hot”, and I call him “Hungry.”

17. Some people say that the first dish that most girls learn is Coke chicken wings , and some people say it is scrambled eggs with tomatoes. However, according to my observation, it should be a frying pan.

18. I said to my girlfriend: My ex-girlfriend said that I raised a man for another woman.

My girlfriend looked at me and said silently and regretfully: Testimonials, failed!

19. Today, my son’s class teacher called and said that his son pretended to be me and signed the test paper. He also said that he knew what the primary school student wrote at a glance!

In the afternoon, I went to the teacher's office and saw that I was embarrassed in an instant. Didn't that test paper I signed last night?

20. Women are very realistic nowadays, but my girlfriend is not realistic at all because I fantasized it.

(not original, reprinted from the official account, please call me Xiangjie)