A classic joke about eating funny. A foreign girl married to China. During breakfast, she was instructed to say to her who didn’t know how to eat fried dough sticks: “You dip it in it.” Search and follow Tiantianyixiaoxiao.com to see more jokes. Big Big Wolf did housework at home

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1. Classic eating funny jokes, A foreign girl married to China. During breakfast, she was instructed to say, "You dip it in to eat." She stood up immediately and was told, "You dip it in to eat!" She was confused and said aggrievedly: "Let me eat it on the side, I've already stood up, where else do you want to stand?"

2. Search and follow Tiantianyixiaoxiao.com to see more jokes, Big Big Wolf at home doing housework, while singing: "Wolf falls in love with sheep, love is crazy." As soon as he finished speaking, the pan fell on his head. . . It is said that the dog is very brave. How big is it? It has not been measured in detail. It is said that it can be wrapped in the sky.

3. Embarrassing things classic market hilarious jokes . In the market, a customer asked, "Hey! How much does this cat cost?" "Sir, 100 francs ." "But yesterday you only had 20 francs." "Because this morning it ate a parrot worth 80 francs."

4. There is a petite and delicate female colleague with a sweet mouth. Her brother and sister kept calling her, very cute. Everyone likes to play with her, and she loves her like her own girl. The male colleagues who pursue her also compete fiercely. Various means and various gift offensives. We have all started to bet who will finally win the beauty. Yesterday at the company dinner, she brought her daughter who was already in kindergarten.

5. The goddess asked me: How to reject someone? I hate him! Hey, I'm full of bad water, which is useful, so I gave the goddess a lot of bad tricks, bad tricks! The goddess was so happy and expressed her gratitude. Then she rejected me with my trick...

6. When I was a child, I saw Huang Feihong and I couldn’t understand it. You said that you are a doctor who runs a clinic, why do you do such good kung fu? Now I finally understand. . . Archimedes : Give me a leverage I can pry the earth. Financial: Look, this triple leverage is lent to you. At the opening of the next day, Archimedes lost two net losses to the earth.

7. In a physics exam, the teacher asked the teacher to fill in "the most influential physicist you think" with three spaces. The best man in our class wrote the teacher’s name on all three spaces, and later got the highest score! Niu Jia: The bull's nose is held in someone's hands, and it's not okay to be obedient and obedient. Ai Niu Yi: Yes!

8. I accidentally twisted my waist when working, and the pharmacy bought medicinal wine and came back to wipe it. After two days of wiping it, I went to the pharmacy and asked, "The doctor, this medicine is not effective, it still hurts after two days of wiping it." The doctor glanced at me, "Maybe it's because you have too much fat on your waist and the medicine cannot get in..."

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