As the saying goes, "Dog laughs and falls into a baby", refers to those funny things that make people laugh so hard that they can't stop laughing. Dog, bitch, here refers to a pregnant bitch. This long road is long, and even though I know the traffic jam is so serious, Te Deng br

The saying "Dog laughs and falls into a baby", refers to those funny things that make people laugh so hard that they can't stop laughing. Dog, bitch, here refers to a pregnant bitch. Falling out of the body, miscarriage. If you have a baby after laughing, you will have a miscarriage after laughing. It is a metaphor for people with high laughter.
This year, the traffic jam on National Day, the single cousin actually brought back a boyfriend. This long road is long, and even though I know the traffic jam is so serious, Te Deng brought it back to see his aunt, right? My cousin said that it was picked up on the highway! I have only heard that blind dates can be done on the highway, but I didn’t expect that my cousin could really bring back a boyfriend. I said, do you know him? My cousin said that when he saw him running Porsche , he thought that his financial situation should be good. Besides, he was parked in the overtaking lane, proving that we can only surpass others when driving in the future. In addition, during the traffic jam, he only answered two calls, which proved that he must be an executive in the company. After a traffic jam for so long, he only went to the toilet twice, so his kidney function must be very good. . . Wow, I laugh at my cousin, it would be a pity that you didn’t become an analyst. Now I finally understand you. Why did my cousin sign up for a dance class in the first two months? At the age of 30, are you still going to learn vocal music? Recently, I went fishing with my male colleague in the company? All this is prepared for this traffic jam on the expressway. My cousin quickly became a talented person. Just imagine, how much money did my cousin spend to attract her boyfriend? Sometimes I sing on the highway, sometimes I dance on the highway, and sometimes I run down the bridge next to the highway to fish. . . I feel like the entire highway is my cousin’s special show. Therefore, I would like to advise those single dogs to prepare for some talent like my cousin when they go on the highway in the future. . . My wife of the second uncle Wang in the quarantine room kept laughing. She smiled all afternoon and said that her stomach hurts and told me that the second uncle should pay attention to covering the quilt at night, especially the belly button. As a result, at night, Uncle Wang covered her belly button with a piece of glasses as big as her brother's flesh. The next day, Uncle Wang had a miscarriage. . .
On the seventh day of National Day, my classmates, the school beauty of the university, also began a blind date without stopping, and several were arranged in a series.
The first dated a big boss who claimed to be a real estate developer on October 1st. After meeting, the school beauty said that the current policies and the epidemic over the past few years make real estate difficult to do. Male, I don’t do real estate in China, it’s too much to do real estate in the country. School Beauty, are you saying you are doing it abroad? Man, now, I am also behind in real estate abroad. I am doing real estate on the moon. Have you heard of the environment of digging canyons on the moon that is very suitable for humans on Earth to live in? Not interested in a sense of astronomy? If you are interested, you need to learn more. Sooner or later, the earth will be destroyed by humans. What should humans do then? Go to another planet to survive! Water, gold, earth, fire, wood, earth, sky, sea, and darkness, however, Pluto has been fired. The remaining humans have been discovered that they are not suitable for human habitation, do you know? The moon is the closest to the earth. However, the surface temperature of the moon is not suitable. However, scientists have found that if you dig a canyon on the moon's surface, the temperature is just right. . . School Beauty, that’s a big project, right? Men, that's what Americans do. They are responsible for digging, so we don't need to dig. The land of the moon will be the most expensive in the future. According to the housing price of my aunt's , Beiliu , it is only about four or five thousand. What is this? drizzle. School Beauty, do you mean that you have to go to the moon to do real estate? Male, it will be too late to do it then. The United States, Russia and the United Kingdom will intervene, so how can there be any Chinese? I'm starting to do it now. You are very lucky to know me. You can live on the moon first if you have the chance. Let me tell you, Biden 's son and I are sworn brothers, Obama 's woman and I are buddies, whether it is Laden's death or the battle between Russia and Ukraine, you are really lucky. You are selling floor flowers now, it is not expensive, more than 20,000 yuan per square meter, but it's just US dollars. Ha, if you marry me, you can consider setting a set for you first. . . The school beauty asked: "Do you have a floor plan?" Male: "..."
The second one was on October 2, and the school beauty fell in love with another named beast.The beast introduced himself and said that my surname was Wang, who was the king with three horizontal and one vertical, defending his country. Gender, male, 28 years old, not a false age. I studied at the Department of Politics of Guangxi Normal University and I have been teaching since I graduated. I have been teaching for 7 years. I have had a relationship seven times in total, but it was fruitless. If you want to know more details, I will tell you one by one. My monthly salary is 5,000 yuan, which is not considered the year-end bonus. I have no habits or hobbies. Go to bed, study, and sleep on time at 10 pm. Get up at 6 o'clock to have breakfast, go to school after breakfast, and then go to class. Then after school. Then go home. Then have a meal. Then watch the news broadcast. Then go to bed, then read, and then go to bed. . . The woman laughed, the man laughed, and said, please introduce it too. The school beauty, my name is Huang Rifeng, I am 27 years old this year, not Xu Sui but a year. I graduated from Guilin University of Finance and Economics and currently work in Ronggu Real Estate, Position and Accounting. I've been working for 5 years. . . After the introduction, the waiter, give me a cup of Blue Mountain Coffee . Male, waiter, have a glass of boiled water. Boiled water is the best to quench thirst, it contains 19 trace elements. School Beauty, Teacher Wang, your glasses are so fashionable! Do you like to eat fruit salad ? Male, please do whatever you want. . . My glasses are new this year, bought in Africa. . . Oh, the waiter paid the bill. Waiter, a total of 180 yuan. How expensive are men? Waiter, top coffee is 80 yuan, fruit salad is 35 yuan, and service fee is 5 yuan. Male, just ran away twice and still charged a service fee? Do you have no salary? School beauties usually charge service fees now. 5 yuan, not expensive. . . Male, exploitation is purely exploitation, do you understand? I'll check this dictionary. . .
The school beauty was unhappy and went back depressed all the way. My mother asked what was wrong? They are either big bosses or university professors. Daughter, big boss, big boss, called beast, called beast, a liar! A psychopath is true! ! !
In the next few days, the holiday was not over, and the school beauty was exhausted physically and mentally and almost collapsed. I posted an account on WeChat and prepared to go to a large hospital for treatment. The beast betrayed her and wanted to accompany her.
Doctor: "Who are you two treating the doctor?" Almost in unison: "She" ≈ "He". Male, I accompanied her to see the doctor. School beauty, you are sick too. Male, what disease do I have? School Beauty, if you are not sick, you will not always pester me. Male, that's because I love you! I want to be with you. School beauty, do you want to be with me? If I am not a human being or a ghost now, I will be crazy for you sooner or later. Because I don't think we are suitable at all. I won't marry you, either. It is impossible for someone to fall in love with you. If you want me to be your girlfriend, it is absolutely impossible! Male, possible. School beauty, why is it possible? Male, God knows me and you. School Beauty, yes, yes, yes, so I come downstairs to my house and call me in the middle of the night? The noise made the whole village unable to rest? Male, just to see you! School beauty, then what are you shouting? Rifeng, Rifeng, I love you, I love you, I feel so disgusting. . . I couldn't sleep. I shouted like this early in the morning. My neighbors called the police many times. Is this what a normal person does? Male, that's why I really love you. Why don't you answer the phone? School beauty, do you love me? Male, if I ring the doorbell, you won’t open the door. School Beauty, love is mutual. If you love me, you have to love me. Male, but I love you. School beauty, but I don’t love you. Male, give me a chance. School beauty, why do you want to give you a chance? Men, don’t give me any chance, and you won’t give me one chance. School Beauty, I didn’t say you are a bad person, I just think it’s not appropriate for us to be together. You will definitely find the right person for you. Male, you are the most suitable person for me. School beauty, please stop torture me anymore, okay? My spirit is almost broken. . . Male, Rifeng, when we get married, I won’t torture you, you will torture me. The more you torture me, the happier I am. The more you torture me, the happier I am. Real men are constantly being tortured. . . Doctor, is that? School beauty, what do you think? Doctor, let’s continue to make a noise! You two continued to quarrel. Male, every word I say is the truth in my heart, God knows it. Doctor, why don’t you get married when you are 28 years old? Are you waiting for her? Male, that's it. Look, the doctor knows that I'm waiting for you. Doctor, you guys go on, go on. Male, it's so ugly.Doctor, if the quarrel can solve your problem, then make a big noise, go to the street, go to at the west gate of , and go to Tongzhou Market to quarrel, okay? Lizhi Park, Central Plaza, how lively? Male, how embarrassing it? Lazy to do it, don't go! Doctor, do you think it’s embarrassing? Male, you know I am a teacher, I feel very proud. Doctor, you both have illnesses. I'll tell you myself! Male, am I sick? Doctor, I can now prescribe a diagnosis certificate for you of neurosis, is that good? Then send it to your unit. I believe your unit will not keep you! Male, is it her? Doctor, her unit will definitely not keep her. If your family sees this diagnosis certificate, they will definitely send you to Tang'an Mental Hospital for treatment. It's great to go there, then you continue to argue, and you are quarreling about who loves who and who doesn't love who. There are still many patients there to diagnose you, judge you, and judge you. Are you going?
. . . The scammer bosses, chatter teachers, and perfect psychiatrists above are all super funny, which makes people laugh at the super low laugh point of abortion when they accidentally laugh. When the school beauty meets such men with different personalities, such as the belle, although they are tall and neat, they have a fatal flaw. They love to nag, and by the time the school beauty discovers the truth, it is too late. Jiaozhou fell in love with the school beauty at first sight, thinking that she had found true love, and used various tricks to pursue her relentlessly, which gave the school beauty a headache. The school beauty tortured the beast torture the neurasthenia, so she had to hide if she could, which caused herself a lot of trouble.
Hahahaha, it’s really “A dog is about to laugh and lose his baby.” These jokes are more funny than their childish behavior when they were young.
The stupidest thing I did when I was a child was that it was the New Year, and my family bought several firecrackers. When they became smart, they tied the firecrackers to the bitch's tail and ignited them. Then I heard the bitch screaming and jumping and running with his tail between his feet. It caused the onlookers to burst into laughter, cheer and scream. The old bitch had a miscarriage within a day. I vaguely remember that I was heartbroken at that time. I never dare to play that dangerous game again.
I still remember when I was 14 years old, I went to a hospital in the county for the first time, which was called Dada Hospital. I went there on my mother's order. When I met a nurse in the corridor, I asked, "Sister Nurse, is the obstetrics and gynecology department fan?" "Turn right in front, please register for abortion!" My sister gave birth to me, and I'll see my nephew whom I'm offending? I am only fourteen years old, a girl in the flower season. Are you that slutty? I curse myself, your mother B, you have just aborted, your whole family will have to abort. . .
I only have three sisters in my family, no male. My parents saw that the three golden flowers were already fourteen or sixteen, and they were all at the age to decorate and dress up. So I bought A cup B cup and C cup and C cup to share it one by one for my daughters. The next morning, when my mother saw her elder sister, she asked, "Why are you not wearing it?" My eldest sister said she threw it behind the house and went to pick it up if you want to wear it. When she saw her second sister, she asked, why didn’t you wear it? The second sister said she threw it to the back of the house, and if you want to wear it, you go and pick it up. When you see the third sister, she asked, why don’t you have Dai Ni? The third sister said she threw it behind the house and picked it up if she wanted to wear it! After breakfast, my parents went to herd cattle. As soon as they opened the cow pen door, the cows were laughing silly. The three waves of Liteng actually covered the cow's eyes [grin]. In addition to covering my eyes as a cow, I often play with it with it on my head or covering my eyes as glasses. In response, my sisters scolded me and tested me for V, "Dog laughed and lost your baby." . .
Hahahaha!
What do you think about this, Beiliunon?