1. Hilarious classic female colleague joked, There is a female colleague who is very beautiful. Although she is married, there are still many crazy bees and butterflies around her. When I was at work today, my beautiful colleague received two large bouquets of roses. Another single female colleague saw it and burst into tears on the spot: "Oh my God, pickled sauerkraut is so popular. Why don't my fresh white and tender cabbage come to cuss you on?"
2. Search and follow Tiantianyixiaoxiao.com to see more jokes. Do you still use makeup on Halloween? Just perform directly, you're a poor guy! If a boy is single for a long time, everyone will be Diao Chan. If a girl is single for a long time, everyone will be scumbags! Among the 10 beautiful girls, half think they are not good-looking, and the other half thinks they are not good-looking enough; among the 10 boys, half thinks they are handsome, and the other half thinks they are so handsome.
3. Embarrassing things, Xiao Li was funny and joked. Xiao Li, who studied fashion design, traveled to Qing Dynasty as he wished and met Emperor Yongzheng . The emperor asked him what he wanted? Xiao Li couldn't wait to say, "I heard that , the Qing Dynasty has ten pants shapes, let me see it."
4. If you can't find a good-looking angle for your selfie, then you must realize that you are better than the photos. The sheep and the lion walked into the restaurant one after another. The boss asked the sheep, "What do you want to eat?" The sheep said, "A green grass set meal, thank you." The boss asked the lion again, "What do you want to eat?" The lion said, "No, thank you." The boss confirmed, "I really don't need it?" The lion roared impatiently, "No, I'm waiting for that sheep to eat enough!"
5. If you want to handle the relationship between people around you, you have to enter everyone's psychological world. However, your life is limited so that you don’t have time to enter their world, so the relationship is complicated, and what you can do is particularly limited, so you have an illusion, and the years are quiet... All you can do is talk less, or even not speak.
6. I brushed the dishes and put a lot of dishwashing liquid. Then the phone rang and she went to answer, but she forgot. I took this bowl for me to serve rice during lunch, and I felt it was very bitter and I didn’t want to eat it. Mama thought I was making excuses to not have a good meal, so she beat me up. After I ate half a bowl with tears in my eyes, she remembered that there was dishwashing liquid in the bowl.
7. I saw a beggar on the street and I asked him, "Did you not eat yet?" He nodded. I said, "That's right, let's divide this hamburger!" The beggar was stunned for a moment, "Can you buy another one? This was just given to me by someone else."
8. When I got home during the Spring Festival, I asked my husband: Why don't you care about a meal at the high-speed rail? He told me: We came from all over the world and came together for the same goal; and everyone came from the masses and went to the masses.
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