★What is the previous sentence "Peals on the road want to break their souls"? God’s reply: The streets are full of cars getting drunk. ★ "Swish"! I stood in front of you and looked at you affectionately. What would you do? God replied: You scared me again! ★The first drink I thin

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★What is the previous sentence "Peals on the road want to break their souls"?

God reply: The streets are full of cars drunk.

★ "Swish"! I stood in front of you and looked at you affectionately. What would you do?

God replied: You scared me again!

★The first drink I think of, just get married if you have the same

!

God reply: Coke. If you drink a drink, you don’t need to get married so exaggeratedly, right?

★Little Dragon Girl can not see Yang Guo for 7 years, can you?

God reply: I can never see Yang Guo in my life.

★Level 1 pain is caused by a mosquito bite, level 20 pain is caused by a baby, what is level 42 pain?

God reply: When giving birth to twins, they were bitten by two mosquitoes.

★Grandma, listen to me! Please continue the next sentence.

God reply: Grandma, your ears are louder!

★Iron will rust when placed outside, what about gold?

God replied: Sin arises.

★When you wake up, you find that you have a pair of wings. What would you do?

God reply: Please National first-class protected animals .

★When is the most fashionable time in your life?

God reply: It was me and my mother who said: I think it's too early for me to get married now.

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A eldest sister at the entrance of the community scolded her child: Don’t call me mom, I’m not your mom, I can’t be your mom, this is not your family, let’s go. In the future, burn yourself to save some when Qingming Festival is available and you cannot lose at the starting line. - DayDayNews

A eldest sister at the entrance of the community scolded her child: Don’t call me mom, I’m not your mom, I can’t be your mom, this is not your family, let’s go. In the future, burn yourself to save some when Qingming Festival is available and you cannot lose at the starting line.

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I joined a new company. A female colleague often talked to me and gave me a cup of hot milk tea from time to time. I was moved to tears, so I took her decisively and took her down. Not long after dating, she took me home. When her mother saw me, she said excitedly: "Qian Nian Dao

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Please stick the slogan in the kitchen. Who said that Zhanggui Tong’s clothes look like shrimp dumplings! Once he accepted this setting...Mother-in-law: Isn’t anyone really speaking for me? - DayDayNews

Please stick the slogan in the kitchen. Who said that Zhanggui Tong’s clothes look like shrimp dumplings! Once he accepted this setting...Mother-in-law: Isn’t anyone really speaking for me?

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1. Hilarious classic blind dates and funny jokes. What I encountered last night was really strange. First, the girl who had an appointment for a blind date did not come, and then a woman I didn’t know walked into the restaurant and looked at me and then left. It was so inexplicab

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1. Hilarious classic class funny jokes, the teacher asked in chemistry class: What is sodium? The classmates looked at each other in silence. The chemistry teacher was a little angry and raised the volume and said: What is sodium? Suddenly the teacher's phone rang: It was a magic

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★What is the previous sentence "Peals on the road want to break their souls"? God’s reply: The streets are full of cars getting drunk. ★ "Swish"! I stood in front of you and looked at you affectionately. What would you do? God replied: You scared me again! ★The first drink I thin - DayDayNews

★What is the previous sentence "Peals on the road want to break their souls"? God’s reply: The streets are full of cars getting drunk. ★ "Swish"! I stood in front of you and looked at you affectionately. What would you do? God replied: You scared me again! ★The first drink I thin

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Girls, are you here to joke? I won't tell you what happened in the future. Let's take a look at the large-tonnage water waist. The sisters are married and there are too many girlfriends, so we can only pull them with a tractor!

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As the saying goes, "Dog laughs and falls into a baby", refers to those funny things that make people laugh so hard that they can't stop laughing. Dog, bitch, here refers to a pregnant bitch. This long road is long, and even though I know the traffic jam is so serious, Te Deng br

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Because it rained too heavily in the morning, there was no way to go, so I had to stop leaving the stall. Fortunately, the rain began to stop at 9:30, and then the sky was clear and the sun was shining brightly. My mood was getting better, so I opened the map and found a good pla

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